John: Like, could these cats be more uninterested? Is dust circling in the air really that mind-blowing? This photo reminds me of that Pre-Raphaelite painting of Ophelia drowning in a stream, where there are so many things in the picture and all of them are in such perfect focus that it’s hard to pick out which one is actually Ophelia. Oh, I get it, the one with the hardon.

David: That fucking rug fascinates me. It’s very Tarzan meets Target. And the little cat hammock beneath the window is fabulous — so thoughtful. I’m starting to get it that cats figure prominently within the decor theme. Typical of a feline, they consider the human to be a nuisance to be tolerated within their domain. And how could they feel different, given giant litterbox effect of that carpet. Oy! I’ll take a swig from that tall Bud now, please.

Richard: The cover shot looks fine, Daryl. Just be sure to add this copy to the inside of the piece: The Mayor and his Wife Request the Honor of Your Presence at the Annual Gala Benefit for the ASPSA (American Society for the Prevention of Spoojing on Animals). Don’t forget: I need 5000 of these on 80# white by next Wednesday.