
Is it our imagination or did Christopher Lowell get operated on not to remove wrinkles but to remove gayface? Girl, you look like a man! Either that or this recent publicity still from his website has broken some poor Photoshop pro’s software into a heap.
Bonus points if you can tell us which episode of Maude featured Bea Arthur wearing the exact same Nehru jacket/burgundy blouse ensemble as Mr. Lowell.
But we’re just playing the mean bitch role. Given that our appreciation for Christopher’s craft remains as steadfast as ever, it’s time to announce that Mr. Lowell has a new book slated for publication. You’ll want to pre-order your copy early. Christopher Lowell’s One-of-a-Kind Decorating Projects will be released in early April.
Seven Levels of Design. Seven Levels of Hell.
Coincidence? I think not.
what do you expect, its hard to make much out of a light bulb. Perfect for a talentless hack.
I just want do dye his head pastel colors…Is it just me or does he have an egg with a face on it for a head?
The episode of Maude was when she is too stupid to realize that at 50 years old, she’s going through menopause, and went around to everyone bemoning that she is going to have to have an abortion. I think the Jacket was navy, not grey. Am I right?
Christopher Lowell’s “Seven Things That fell Out Of My Ass When I Last Coughed”. Now in Paperback at Bookstores in the former Soviet Union.
If the book cover doesn’t scream “I’m a QUEEN,” then it’s the ring that he is wearing on the left hand which screams, “I’m a pretentious queen who hasn’t been laid in YEARS!!!” I have seen some of the stuff that he “designed” and it was always irritating to my eyes like getting a whole bottle of shampoo dumped into each eye! And I ain’t talking Johnson’s and Johnsons!
In my job, books and magazines on interior decorating come by all the time, and I get to look at them.
You know what? There’s a profound difference between interiors designed by men and those designed by women! It’s not gayness, it’s the simple fact that men are larger and clumsier than women, so they need more space, less clutter, and things that in a woman’s interior are out of reach are within easy reach of one of us.
All except for THIS QUEEN. She designs for little 80 year old women and her interiors are full of clutter, and any room designed by her is a room I wouldn’t want to enter, if I could even get into the door.
My guess is that Miss Tiny Little Lowell Thing is a midget, or a 90 pound woman in a fake beard.
boy-tox!