While on tactical maneuvers, Private Freshman had no choice but to rely on his covert training. To be caught so far in the enemy heartland would surely forfeit his life and jeopardise the aim of the assault. First they must bring down Laura Ashley, then Martha Stewert and finally the world would be free from the clutches of bad interior design. Just don’t look at the hypnotising floral prints…for…too…NOOOOOOOO!!!!
April 12th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Badger remarks:
This is HILARIOUS. DOES THE ARMY KNOW THEIR SAND camoflage disappears into Laura Ashley chintz? “Quick, General…. we need a slipcover for all of Iraq!”
April 24th, 2007 at 7:48 am
razor remarks:
somehow George never caught on that his lover was having an affair. how Henry got away with it for all those years is still a mystery to him.
May 5th, 2007 at 5:57 am
Andy remarks:
For maybe five seconds, I thought it was just a picture of an ugly couch.
I still can’t stop laughing.
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:53 pm
jamie remarks:
hey,lucy really did grow up to be a nice big sofa!!!
July 7th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Dick Aiken remarks:
And they want to kick homosexuals out of the military! Just look how resourceful a gay decorator can be to the camouflage unit.
No wonder he turns his face from the camera in shame. But no problem, nothing here that a good sanding, a couple coats of polyeurethane, some paint and C-4 won’t fix.
September 5th, 2007 at 6:34 am
garry remarks:
What’s the big deal? The General and The Private are just playing a game of “Find me, fuck me”.
October 8th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Nick remarks:
Clearly the US armed forces were expecting to encounter a lot of malicious sofas in Iraq. They were well prepared.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
John remarks:
“Has anyone seen Seargent Sofa?”
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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While on tactical maneuvers, Private Freshman had no choice but to rely on his covert training. To be caught so far in the enemy heartland would surely forfeit his life and jeopardise the aim of the assault. First they must bring down Laura Ashley, then Martha Stewert and finally the world would be free from the clutches of bad interior design. Just don’t look at the hypnotising floral prints…for…too…NOOOOOOOO!!!!
This is HILARIOUS. DOES THE ARMY KNOW THEIR SAND camoflage disappears into Laura Ashley chintz? “Quick, General…. we need a slipcover for all of Iraq!”
somehow George never caught on that his lover was having an affair. how Henry got away with it for all those years is still a mystery to him.
For maybe five seconds, I thought it was just a picture of an ugly couch.
I still can’t stop laughing.
hey,lucy really did grow up to be a nice big sofa!!!
And they want to kick homosexuals out of the military! Just look how resourceful a gay decorator can be to the camouflage unit.
No wonder he turns his face from the camera in shame. But no problem, nothing here that a good sanding, a couple coats of polyeurethane, some paint and C-4 won’t fix.
What’s the big deal? The General and The Private are just playing a game of “Find me, fuck me”.
Clearly the US armed forces were expecting to encounter a lot of malicious sofas in Iraq. They were well prepared.
“Has anyone seen Seargent Sofa?”