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Steve: So here’s definitely something interesting, but I’m having a hard time figuring out what to make of it. I quickly ruled out being turned on, so what I’m left with is a combination of fear and pity.
Let’s not focus for too long on the obviously askew elements of the composition, like our seductor’s puppet companions, or the belt he bought on sale from the girls section at Hot Topic, or the rubber band he’s using as a cock ring, or even the ski mask.
No — I’m going to ask you to look past all that and to focus on the bedspread. Notice how I didn’t say mattress? That’s because, on closer inspection, what appears to be a bare mattress jolts into horrifying clarity as a matching bedspread and pillow combination, in teal and white, leaving me with only one possible conclusion:
This whole sordid tableau has been staged in Grandma’s room.