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Steve: So here’s definitely something interesting, but I’m having a hard time figuring out what to make of it. I quickly ruled out being turned on, so what I’m left with is a combination of fear and pity.
Let’s not focus for too long on the obviously askew elements of the composition, like our seductor’s puppet companions, or the belt he bought on sale from the girls section at Hot Topic, or the rubber band he’s using as a cock ring, or even the ski mask.
No — I’m going to ask you to look past all that and to focus on the bedspread. Notice how I didn’t say mattress? That’s because, on closer inspection, what appears to be a bare mattress jolts into horrifying clarity as a matching bedspread and pillow combination, in teal and white, leaving me with only one possible conclusion:
This whole sordid tableau has been staged in Grandma’s room.
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why the belt…what does it add? I’m digging the puppets though, talk about role playing!
Damn! I’m not the first to comment this time… even then I’m kind of stunned. I cannot help but wonder what’s up with the pose? Is it a homey-thug kinda stance or just clenching to keep the butt plug in?
Imagine the view from those bears!
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I have to wonder if this bedspread is indeed a quilt. Possibly also made by his grandmother. This masked avenger (revenger) gets an A+ though for not having a tan line. But I suspect the pose is merely go give him the look of having biceps and a chest. Sadly I don’t think he is cutting it.
Has anyone noticed that this bed is a twin? Surely after a night of… whatever… with this young man one would at least expect coffee, maybe a scone, in the morning, most likely served by his grandmother whilst wearing a housedress/robe that matches the bed spread. (Oh yes I am sure that every bed in this house has the same pattern.) Regardless, this bed screams to the viewers that they will not be staying the night. Clearly this masked man is not looking for anything beyond a quick molestation with hand-puppets.
What clearly intrigues me is the painting he is standing in front of. What could it be? I’m betting it is a bad copy of some Reformation piece of women churning butter in a huge stone kitchen.
I think we can be pretty certain that the mattress and boxsprings are “mismatched patterns for maximum savings”. I bet a nice shiny eggplant with violet cabbage roses and teal hummingbirds.
I’m betting that room smells like some very powdery old lady perfume (Cinnabar by Estee Lauder) with just a hint of cat pee.
Judging from the sickly shade of hospital green on the walls, this is a nursing home. Grandma is tied up and hanging in a sling just out of frame and she engages in bondage with nasty male nurses. The puppets are for kinky role play…