“I’m your kitchen dancer,
A dancer for money,
I’ll do what you want me to do.
I’m your kitchen dancer,
A dancer money,
Any old music will do.”
Steve: Seriously though, this guy helped paint my living room. Not the best craftsmanship; that’s all I can really say.
File Under:Calvacade of Calamities
Steve: Recently, I’ve been spending a lot of time with my friend Walt, whose main thing is, “a chandelier on ever surface.” It’s kind of a new way to decorate and I don’t always understand what he’s doing, but I just trust it.
Because Walt is like, super-sincere.
File Under:Bedroom Terrors
Richard: The wallpaper, hot rod calendar, and Arm and Hammer on the mantel say “straight,” but the eyes say “If you can get my rock-hard rocket-cock down your throat, I’ll overlook the goddamn Adam’s Apple.
File Under:For the hell of it
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Steve is a lost sort of man who zones out, easily, into the foreheads of strangers. He keeps a blog of his drawings here.
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