
Steve: Recently, I’ve been spending a lot of time with my friend Walt, whose main thing is, “a chandelier on ever surface.” It’s kind of a new way to decorate and I don’t always understand what he’s doing, but I just trust it.
Because Walt is like, super-sincere.
The round bolsters are a tasteful reinterpretation of the classic corduroy covered bed TV pillow. Providing but one arm is a thoughtful design feature as well. You can recline with one arm supported while having the freedom of movement to operate the remote, spank the monkey, or grab a partner’s meat with the other. Walt will have to coordinate the lefty/righty thing.
However, by not incorporating a cute mini-chandelier in the canopy crown ceiling to give a subtle, lurid glow to the blood colored damask, Walt has missed a real design opportunity.
This is all well and good, but if he starts playing “Phantom of the Opera” and the chandelier starts shaking, run like Hell!
There really are no words. I’m stunned.
What, no gilt-framed mirrors above each nightstand to help reflect all that flattering light? Note how every part of his body which touches the crimson damask fabric is encased in leather, probably to protect him from “rug burn”. Please tell me this is set in some no-frills castle/motel in Europe and not this gentleman’s real bedroom. I’d wear a mask too!
oh but there are more photos shot in the ‘count’de money’s master closet. One without the mask but with fashionable gloves..