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This is just so sad. Is that a “Goldilocks” wig which so doesn’t match his mustache and beard or worse - his real hair permed and dyed? The refrigerator magnets look like souvenirs from where this poor soul has traveled, much like stickers on a steamer trunk. Has he found love anywhere? The mesh tank top and matching thong are a cry for help, and how did he get that sliver of a tan line unless he wore nothing at all to the beach, and his fleshy buttocks folded over on themselves? Just a train wreck - I’d rather seem him buzzed and bald!
On behalf of the cosmetician community, I’ll say the following:
1. The hair is real. At his apparent age, bully for him!
2. The hairstyle, unfortunately, is also real. Or so it was in 1975.
3. The pose is Tina Turner from her “Acid Queen” period. But oddly, it works for him.
4. Jordan’s comment notwithstanding, he has a pretty decent ass.
5. He painted your kitchen, Steve? Next time, call ME!
his look says “come hither. i’ve made a jello mold.”
OMG…
Barbra Striesand just called from 1976….she want her “A Star Is Born” wig back…please.
Oh great. You’ve just given Will Ferrell the concept for a new movie.
I just know that somewhere, behind that sea-foam green painted wall is a polish, ceramic rooster. I like the transition of the colors in his home, Sea-foam green to Mustard yellow to what appears to be texturized red-orange velvet wallpaper. You know that there is a pot roast slowly simmering in that crock pot in the kitchen, He wants to feed you after he dances for you- just don’t fuck with the hair!
disturbing. very disturbing.
Is that Peter Frampton ??
He is posing next to a modern alarm keypad which says a few things, one this pic is more recent, bitch looks like that now, and two, an alarm panel? Is bitch afraid someone’s going to walk off with his commemorative Burger King Flintstone glasses? This should be illegal
I wonder what’s in the crockpot?
I’m a little creeped out by how uniformly tan this man is, and what that might suggest about possible habitual all-too-public nudity.
Based on the height of the light switches, not-so-FABio must be about 5′2 so how does he water those plants on top of the cabinets? Oopps, never mind.
” … but I *am* Lita Ford!”
I love Heart, and I’m still crazy on you, Nancy Wilson! Menopause is a bitch, as your facial hair attests. Keep rockin!
Trends for ‘08–It’s all about colour, colour, colour! And she’s climbing a stairway to heaven.
Glad to see that David Coverdale got some exposure after Whitesnake.
AACCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pardon me while I go sandpaper my corneas…