Steve: My favorite way of putting an immediate damper on passion is to take photos of myself propped against a mountain of frilly pink plush. The only step further one could take this would be to actually bury oneself in the pile with only one’s face and cock protruding, but then that becomes "art."
For more inspiration see this prior example.
David: The delicate curtains in this picture convey a breezy, gauzy magical quality to the entire tableau. While the diffused lighting mitigates the dark, disturbing Nietzschean quality of this guy’s into-the-wild scrotum.
And the cluster fuck of toys? Who is to say stuffed animals can’t exaggerate the erotic charge of a naked self-portrait? One need only consider the paraphilia-driven Plushies craze. Th-th-th-that’s all folks.
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I dig the hairy balls. Otherwise much too thin.
And I have to ask why he’s posing on his 12 year old sister’s bed?
If only this man/boy’s young sister (or aunt or grandmother, I know some who display stuffed animals even into their 70′s!) knew what impure thoughts were being conceived on their pretty pink coverlet. And I have to ask, who took this picture at such close range – is there another piece of furniture within a foot of the edge of the bed? Hopefully he’ll learn the art of body hair-trimming sometime before he leaves puberty. And ditch those “junior high school science teacher” glasses. Ay caramba!
“Manscaping” is for fags….leave the pubes in place!
This guy isn’t slated to become the leader of his mother’s party when he graduates school, is he?
His penis lovingly picks up the colour scheme, which is very sensitive of him
I can’t help but think he’s going for “No, I totally am a 12-year-old girl, daddy”.