Richard: On the upside, thanks to careful washings in cold water (and one teaspoon of vinegar– ancient Chinese secret!), Tom’s 100-count Peruvian slipcovers and throw pillows look just as woodsy and joyless as the day he bought them with his first post-college paycheck from the National Parks Service in 1992. Tom’s posters, bought two weeks later from the same Wal-Mart, also appear to be in great condition.
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they look kind of bored.
Bored, and in the blond’s case, perhaps a little under-lubricated.
I detect a cinder block wall. Military housing? An older home in Arizona or Florida?
Eeeesh!
You gotta love the Fantastic Sams haircuts.
Did you see the blonde’s shirt? It has CATS on it!
Who needs a Clean House????
I feel very sad and hope that they are in love.
BTW - does it look like he has pizza sauce on his chin? Maybe?
The concrete block walls and lack of any windows suggests that we are back in the realm of Parents’ Basement Dwellers. It looks like there was not much advancement in the ranks at the National Parks Service for our SonnyBoy.
P.S. Looks like R2D2 in the background is feeling a bit left out — or is he just bored too.
but are the cats real, Ben?
Or are they like Mr. Mills’s cat?
Usually, pictures of guys wearing t-shirts while having sex annoy me. Not in this case.
Are they even having sex? Or did Blondie just sit down to take the weight off his feet and didn’t notice Brunnette as his t-shirt blended with the ensemble? Who can say?
These two were in the first generation in their families to have indoor plumbing. Scooter the man in the blond Ava Gabor fun wig wanted to join “Disney on Ice” in his salad days but now works in a 1-800 reservation center that’s being out sourced to India thanks to the Republican Congressman that represents him. Ricky The “top” on the bottom is about to go though the last of his inheritance left to him by his parents that worked 360 days a year and never went anywhere. Ricky’s 92 Dodge pick up is about to croak due to too many 190 mile round trips to the nearest gay bar. Ricky thinks Abortion is ALWAYS wrong and too much government is the problem with America today.
Ricky and Scooter always vote Republican since their family and friends do. (It’s a chickens voting for Col. Sanders thing.)
These guys have a good self image—they both have over 6 inches and baby where they live that’s HUNG!
That’s not pizza sauce on his chin….it’s scat.
Now I’m off to poke my eyes out with hot burning needles to remove this image from my brain….Thanks for single handedly turning me STRAIGHT!
That teal sofa is the single ugliest piece of furniture I have ever seen. And this whole picture is giving off a strong odor of cat pee. I’m down with Eva Gabor, though. Very kinky.
Is this the LAST act before they drink the Kool-aid?
I hope so cuz I may never have sex again.
Thank God that top only has 3″ cuz you know that bottom iz dirty!
I can see for miles and miles and miles… or at least from the living room to the dining room to what may actually be the kitchen. I suspect that there is thin wood veneer on some wall in this house.
No one has noticed that the green sectional that is currently free to be sat upon is about 10 times darker green (I am being polite) on the cushion than anywhere else. Grease stains? Sweat stains? Santorum? Perhaps all three?
I think the pained expression on the bottom is actually a reaction to watching Elly Sue fall into the concrete pond, again, on a Beverly Hillbillies episode that the Top TiVo’ed.
Just curious but does the art above the Top’s head remind anyone of the spraypainting art that you could watch be created and then buy in the French Quarter at around 8 PM when the sun is just going down?
Ahh there are just too many navajo rugs in this picture… I have to leave the computer now so that I can bleach my eyes
I feel dirty on the inside now.
Kevin Smith has unimpressive tastes.
This is what happens when Annie goes on the road.
I remember asking a friend once about another guy, “What color hair does he have?” And my friends answer was, “Ummm, Blondy gray….or Gray Blondy.”
Now I know what he means.
There are a lot of classics on this website, but I have to say this one is my favorite. It’s all kinds of bad. I love it!
Fucked up as it sounds, I’d really like to know who these guys are. Do you remember where you found this photo? I just have so many questions for them… I mean where do I even begin?
Is it just me or does this look like something out of a zombie movie?? You know, zombies are taking over the Earth and two guys go down in a bunker taking all of their favorite posters and paraphernalia from the 80s, whent hey were cool nerds. When masturbation looses its fun they finally decide to go gay and have sex with one another. None of them really like it, look at their faces, but it must be done to repopulate the Earth!