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So this may seem a departure from our typically detached, snarky stance, but we simply cannot sit idly by while average Joes and G. I. Janes are forced to live in squalor due to the economic policies of the current administration.
We know it’s hard, people, but please, look at this image. This middle-class hero — we’ll call him Joe for consistency’s sake — labored day and night at Bear Stearns to fund his retirement in Boca Raton. But as you can see, thanks to the mortgage/housing collapse, the oil crisis, and a soaring US trade deficit — not to mention certain financial difficulties being endured by his former employer — Joe has been forced into a retirement home on the outskirts of Terre Haute.
Far worse, the floors above and below him are clearly occupied by black holes, which have not only been shown to cause cancer and artificial tanning in lab rats, but they also keep Joe’s sports accoutrements in a constant state of flux, being drawn toward event horizons looming just a few feet in either direction. Even our subject is beginning to feel the pull. Yet he valiantly struggles on, hoping for a better tomorrow.
If we don’t fix this problem now, the retirement of Dennis Hopper and his Boomer cohorts may be one of the biggest crises our nation has ever faced. Are we ready for that? Speak out, people! No to short-sighted tax incentives! No to black holes!
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I am guess by the shaved pubes and blasts from the past on the wall, this gentleman is entering his second childhood (although the face begs to differ.) As for the deer head mounted on the wall I…………….I can’t possibly comment. Tex..can you help?
I kind of don’t understand the shoes on the wall.
this one’s all yours, tex.
I am not quite sure I understand all the recent invocations of Tex. Not that I have any issue with him, but he’s practically taken on celebrity status here.
Tex, to what do you owe this new-found standing as a minor deity in several third-world nations?
But I digress….
Terre Haute be damned. I’d do him.
(But first I’d drape a tasteful Pucci scarf over Bambi. For all we know it might be fitted with a webcam!)
Lord what it must smell like in that room.
Maybe it’s the symmetrical arrangements of the objects on the wall, or the centrality of his pose, but I can’t stop thinking “crucifixion.”
I’m with Evn. The symmetry is genius: a sporty Rorschach. It’s no accident that the round objects on the wall become suggestions of Popeye-like muscles, while the deer gives him an all-seeing third eye … even the sofa bends to his masculine (or if we go Evn’s route, “God-like”) presence.
Okay - the weird symmetry of this room creeps me out a bit. He is clearly a neat freak. Things are perfectly in line - the glove and football, the shoes at the same slight angle. The tip of his cock with the lower edge of the upper cushion. I’m impressed.
His neatness extends to his own pubes - or lack there of. I bet he hates the fact that he can’t tame them into a pattern the way he has his home decor.
Bravo OCD.
Deer - you look to the right - I’m going to look to the left slightly.
This art installation is a work of pure genius! What else can you do when you buy the 50 cent Mystery Box at a yard sale and find it’s full of sports equipment when you open it at home. The baseball balanced assymetrically on the glove is a fascinatigly whimsical touch. He doesn’t watch HGTV for nothing.
I’d do him, but he’d have to grow back his pubes and any other missing body hair first.
I never knew, while he was in his blue period, Dali did interiors. Go know!
He is clearly into swimming as well. All great athletes know that body hair can cause horrid drag problems when considering aqua-dynamics. The Speedo must be nailed to the wall behind him, or used as a doily on the center cushion right behind his ass on that spectacular sofa. Bravo yet again!
Tex, come out, come out wherever you are.
@rippster: “body hair can cause horrid drag problems”
Never has it been put so succinctly. Or kindly.
Clearly this image was swiped from some hetero “swingers” site. What self respecting gay man do YOU know that would have both the homage to all thing sports related AND a horrendous velour plaid sad sack sofa? The shaved pubed are just a red herring…
One or the other…but not both! The odds are that this guy was rejected by eHarmony and currently trolling for the love of an unattached “naturist with no children”.
Would I “do him”? Only with lots of Viagra reinforcements very dark lights, a complete hood AND ball gag….I’d need to get out my latex sheets to avoid the staining from all of that self tanning lotion.
Why on earth would someone strip to the buff and flex in the break room at FootLocker? And does he BATHE in Nair? Because even newborns aren’t that hairless. Yikes!
What goes on in Terre Haute… exactly…?
Production still from Oral ‘Oompa-Loompas IV’.
Oops:
‘Oral Oompa-Loompas IV’.
As one of the “gay from birth,” I haven’t the vaguest notion exactly what the objects on the wall are used for beyond some sorts of sports activities. I managed to escape all 3 years of junior high gym with excuses to decorate the school bulletin boards and hiding out in the band room. Nonetheless, I would hire this guy in an instant for the tricky task of hanging sets of identical pictures evenly.
Ah, there’s nothing more attratcive then a man after a bad breakup…a mid life crisis over turning gray….abd a desperate sojourn into the naturist world. Put it all in a blender and this is the cocktail = a confused regression to his adolsecent ‘jock’ days.
When nooone answers his online ads, he shaves his body and then pisses on himself.