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Well, I think we can all agree that this is NOT a Friend of Dorothy.
Living in the southwest, I see variations of this sofa pattern everywhere. But bad taste IS a portable skill-set, so this dude could be from anywhere.
So, I say we go for an informal vote: which concentric circle of Hades would YOU expect to be decorated like this?
It’s amazing what you can put together with a Fingerhut catalog and the local Wal-Mart. This is exquisite!
Mmmm….rednecks with booooze!
Par-Tay!
I… I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a NASCAR liquor cozy before.
How very… innovative.
As for the sofa – could it be that he’s just into Southwest Airlines? A lot? (Certainly SEEMS to be making him happy!)
BTW, FYI: This dude is courting serious skin cancer issues later in life. But only on the face and neck.
How sweet. I’m guessing from the newness of the toys and that the bottle isn’t yet opened yet, that it’s somebody’s birthday. And it would seem–if he wasn’t sitting right there–that he just turned 13. His excitement is endearing (at the mere thought of getting drunk he’s already willing to put out). And I love how he’s clutching the footrest with his feet, as if it might try to get away.
Apparently, this Native American has gotten his hands on the latest edition of “Redneck Decorating” monthly, the Nascar edition. And God is going to bless him for sitting on that couch just like he is going to bless all of us for having seen it.
Tex, I’ll take that as a yes.
couch isn’t bad.
carpet looks surprisingly unstained.
i see lots of paw marks on that ottoman. obviously, it’s used frequently. of course if it’s used frequently, i wouldn’t be surprised if the couch had some stains on it.
this is loads better, btw, then the post below it. That one caused me trauma.
You know you’re a Gay Redneck if…
What the hell happened to his left foot? Am I the only one who sees that?
Living proof that bad taste is a portable skill set. This guy is Everyman. But he is definitely NOT a Friend of Dorothy.
Witness the choice of Bourbon. While respectable, Jim Beam should only grace the sauce recipes of our people; not our palates.
I wonder how many times his girlfriend’s cat pee’d on that sofa.
Nathan, you can relax. I think his great toes are just very flat…and in his excitement to clutch the faux suede ottoman holding his NASCAR relics, they just appear broken (and or partially missing).
I think he works at a liquor store – and was able to take home the counter display car-cozy. Maybe the hat was a give-away if you bought a case of Jim Beam?
I can’t find any complaint about the decor – the ottoman is decent (though smallish) – the sofa is clean (a nice change from some others). I wouldn’t wanna live here mind you, but I’d visit.
For any non-southern, perhaps foreign born viewers – this man is a visual definition of the term “redneck”.
I’m afraid this is no Native American decor, nor NASCAR. It is pure and simply the home of the Native Australian “Bogan”. The car theme is carefully built around the Australian car marque of Holden (the red and white flag on the rear left). The faux Navaho couch comes from a store called “Super A-mart” and is very good at diguising Fourex beer stains. As for the Jim Beam… well, it is the signature drink of the Greater Aussie Redneck! The only touch missing is the large sized Australian flag pressed into service as a curtain behind him!
Uncle Cletus, what’chu doin nekkid on the sofa, when you should be down yonder at the swimmin hole?
Just say no to crazy redneck maniacally grinning bodhisattvas!
Of all the faux-pas in this living room\cell\trailer I think the one that’s been overlooked is that the pillows are two different shades of stadium grey.
well that and the (almost) thunder cats flag waving proudly.
If you’re wondering what’s going on here, check out his third index finger. It points to the Jim Beam. He’s saying, “It’s not open yet. Come Join Me. We can party, make love. And I’ve got a couple of Big ‘Mos in the kitchen.”
Not only are the pillows two different shades of gray but has anyone noticed that the curtains are not quite the same shade? And I don’t think it’s the angle of the sun setting or something like that… one definitely has a piss yellow tint. I’m also kind of disturbed by that expression. Can you imagine the horror of looking up to the man topping you and seeing that sun-scorched grinning visage? He ain’t quite right.
This whole scene is like something from a Clive Barker novel.
When, oh when, will they learn? If you’re going to have an erection and a bottled beverage in the same shot, go for the positive comparison! The party size Jim Beam should have been jettisoned immediately, in favor of a few dozen of the airline/hotel mini-bar style. Also, the drape of the left arm is all wrong. Bring the elbow in to the sense of a pleasing v-shaped torso. The neckburn creates a lovely arrow, drawing the viewer’s eye to the goodies, and yet you lose us with the skinny-fat. Such a wasted opportunity.
I don’t like to double-dip, but I am starting to get freaked out by seeing this guy first thing when I load the site.
Do we have someone new in the wings? Pretty please?
his freakish clawlike foot is freakin me out most of all!
Um… sorry to spoil the fun, but… this petrol sniffing bogan looks to be Australian, not a Yank.
The red flag in the background is an Aussie car brand, Holden. And the ‘Nascar’ is actually a Ford Falcon (an Aussie built car, mostly used as a Taxi, and idolised by the poor!).
Um, I love this website, and I also would do every guy on here! Hello…they are REAL men…
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yep australian. not american. holdens rule
this is definitely not from America… the Holden flag behind gives it away. It’s nice to see bad taste on either side of the ocean.