Steve: "Asian culture. Love it. Love it. Did you know that in Jah-pan, everyone walks upside-down and talks backwards? That’s why Mister Kaguya told me to paint my walls this war-like neon yellow color. We found all this particle board furniture at the flea market, but you can’t tell it was cheap because it’s lacquered over with this sophisticated, glossy ‘onyx’ black. (‘Onyx’ is Jah-panese for sexy.) Pretend you don’t see the blankets. I haven’t found anything better yet, but I sort of thought these said ’sophistication’ or whatever.
Like my Madonna poster? Let’s have sex."
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If I’m not mistaken, the reflection in the mirror shows a door painted to match the furniture. (Or vice-versa?)
But otherwise….sweet Jesus! He’s right up my alley.
Okay, I am not one for pictures of naked women (obviously), mirrored headboards, lacquered black furniture, or tacky curtains for that matter but Santa Maria, wrap that boy up and send him my way!!!!!!!!
Tex, I hopefully already know, you take it. How about a tag team?
Decorating aside for a moment… What’s up with that sore on his hand? No fisting for me…
The yellow bright is enough to permanently prevent sleep… The glow will shine right through your closed eye lids.
The sheets are a bit frightening, like faded Versace knock-offs from 1991.
So what is it with headboards against windows? Quilt from Oz and this one both have the headboard against an outside wall. Are these guys so sure the poeple answering their ads will be so bored fucking them that the happenings outside will help them keep their erection? Or are they in the business of having guys come over, slip a few dollars through the hidden slot and watch the performance and after 5 minutes the curtains slide shut?
For heaven’s sake, why haven’t these boys mastered the basics of red eye removal? Mister Eddie’s Father here looks like his next move is to shove the crystal…ish angel inside himself and do his Linda Blair impression. That said, I wouldn’t mind running into him somewhere more tasteful. Like an alley or a truck stop.
This picture caused a very painful flashback. When I was young, there was a furniture store in my hometime named The Oak. In the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s the show windows displayed the tackiest furniture of those decades. I swear I remember this bedroom suite in the window! I also remember a pendant cage with a nude female figure inside and drops of oil would rain down around her. Thank you for dredging up these repressed memories. Once again your site drives me into therapy.
Okay, okay, I’d do him too. But only after re-doing the room.
OK, this guy is fuckin HOTT. Not all the homos are blessed with good taste, and he can certainly be trained. Mmmmmm. And anyway, the bedding is the WORST.
Bingo CD. “He CAN certainly be trained.” Indeed, the whole room reeks of someone who is a sponge for suggestions—chemicals do that. For each item in this room, someone (real or imagined) leaned over this boy’s shoulder and said, “Oh that’s cool!” Unfortunately it wasn’t the same person each time and none of them knew how the things would eventually be brought together. That is the great irony here; all these elements—the body included—have that magazine stamp of approval and yet it’s just not working. The first lesson he needs to learn in his training session (the first … AFTER you’ve had your way with him) is: a credit card doesn’t buy taste.
Did anyone notice the b/w print ? Madonna maybe? And the sweet glass angel on the dresser? Let’s not forget
1980’s lamp! If he was bangin me I could care less!!
Hey, Garry….
Is this the place?
http://www.oakfurnitureshop.com/
Yikes! I lived close to one of those stores, too!
Jeff,
Nope, that ain’t it. The Oak went out of business in the early 90’s I believe. The bulding is now one of those second-hand antique and collectible malls. It’s next door to the coffee shop I frequent every weekday morning. One morning I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette. The Oak’s windows had been decorated for Memorial Day. I noticed a 10 inch teddy bear dressed in camo fatiques and a dog tag. I went back into the coffee shop and pronounced it the gayest thing I ever saw. The other morning regulars disagreed. Right, and “Y.M.C.A.” isn’t gay.
oh hell yes.
I actually like the color on the walls and the dude is hot! I’d be willing to overlook all the decorating flaws.
Anyone heard from Tex? He didn’t comment on the last pic and so far hasn’t on this Greek god either.
That’s not a Greek god, it’s a Norse one! YUM.
Really, as horrible as the interior is, I must say I really like the smooth gooch he’s working. That is always such a nice touch. His succulent and perfect cock provides a perfect counterpoint to those dreadful sheets.
Let us not forget that this photo could be vintage. I’ve found some pretty horrific images from the 90s in my collection. That bedding, that lamp. 90s! No one can still have those. Please say it’s not so.
Oh fuck yeah….what’s not to like??? So he’s a little overly “manscaped”….And the walls glow in the dark….but holy shit! I’d eat this boy with a spoon!
Those sheets coupled with those drapes and the eye-raping yellow paint…the pain! The pain!
Still, I’d bang him. And I kinda like that mirrored headboard.
I kinda like that mirrored headboard.
It would come in handy. As in, “Hey there, me. You will not believe who I’m fucking right now.”
Okay, for the record–nothing makes me go limp faster than a Madonna poster hanging on the wall of some hot guy’s bedroom. Even worse is if he collects the ticket stubs from her concerts and feels the need to show them to me, while I’m removing the plastic from the new bottle of poppers! But I’m totally willing to overlook the Material Girl poster in his case.
The black lacquer furniture looks as if it came from one of those furniture stores that you see in the ‘hood (you know the ones–they sell a complete bedroom suite for $199–and it INCLUDES the mattress). Again, in this stud’s case–I would be willing to overlook that as well. The Fingerhut comforter and pillow sham makes me want to vomit and those hideous thrift store curtains, I’m sure, were hung as an afterthought. So while all of this would normally make me want to skip his profile and move on to another potential online trick, this tight-bod hottie’s real saving grace (besides the tight body, hard dick and nice smile) is the PAINT on the bedroom wall.
You see, I have that EXACT same color (I believe it’s called Citronella by Benjiman Moore paints) on one of the walls in my guest bathroom! While it may appear shocking–it’s actually FAB-U-LOUS!
I think battleotter is on to something because this dude’s clearly into angels [yawn - SO 1996] and he’s proudly framed the single most repellent image from Madonna’s sloppily-bound “SEX” book. But the jarringly vivid pee-green walls and the fact that he apparently likes to watch himself fuck (and he certainly forgiven for THAT!) are the clinchers. That and the non-sequitur that is those polka-dot drapes. YEESH!
Loving the lamp. though!
I know those curtains! When my brother was a bit younger he had the bedding set that goes with those curtains. And he had a samurai sword and a poster of a tiger on the wall. Thankfully
Oops! Meant to say “Thankfully he got rid of those”
That exact same lamp was in my apartment when I move in! Nothing looked like it had been recently painted, but I wonder if I can scrap my walls down to that shade of yellow?
Somehow I knew that the commenters would find this guy hot. Funny how I can predict the tastes of random groups of people I’ve never met before. I must be psychic. Yeah, that must be it.