Wayne: Welcome to our clothing-optional billiards room!
1. Dark Chinese red is a great color for setting off your white man and showing him to best advantage.
2. Grease may be the word, but when i saw the picture - Travolta did not wear the dress! Must be a new director’s cut?
3. You can get two pairs of stylish frames for the price of one at Lenscrafter, but they totally screw you on the price of the lenses! So he only got this pair.
4. Grease MAY be the word but here we prefer to CHALK our sticks!
5. Fluorescent Sneaker. One. (A trend?)
6. “Someone’s Scratchin’ at the window, I wonder who is it?” It would take a miracle or a bungie cord to get me to stay.
*visible shiver runnin’ down my spine*
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Pappy looks bitter about something, perhaps about the GREASE poster and the fact that he doesn’t have a white sundress to wear. Actually I don’t mind the red but that pool table has got to go unless he lives with lesbians and then it will be ON!!!!!!!!!!
Good for Pappy, still getting it up at his age. Viagra is a wonderful thing!!!
Tex, I am going to lay a $10 spot that the answer is no.
there are so many things wrong with this photo that I just don’t know where to begin.
Is that a belt hanging from the light fixture/ceiling fan?
omg - snookered again!
It’s not a belt hanging from the light fixture, it’s a ball rack. [Insert obvious scatology HERE.]
More to the point, what’s a naked CPA doing in Diana Vreeland’s billiard room?!
Holy clap!
This must be somewhere in dank, dark England.
And in my book, that’s no excuse, but it’s a great start of an explanation.
now if he’s such a grease fan, why for is he doing the rocky horror time warp? but crown molding…fancy.
There is doubtless a hideous faux Oriental rug under the pool table, out of the photo and partially obscured by the unseen pile of clothing represented by the one visible shoe.
For some reason every thing about this room makes me think of the “Overlook Hotel” from the movie “The Shining”. Maybe it is the bucket-o’-blood coloured walls?
I gotta say, I do admire Gramps’ prodigious pool cues. The red isn’t bad, per se, just… not fitting in what I’m taking to be the game room. Also, the Grease poster is definitely out of place.
The window inspires sheer horror. Is it me, or does it look like instead of glass, there’s cling wrap?
Far be it from me to judge a man on his choices of fashion, but our elderly statesman is about 30 years too old for those glasses frames.
And if there is a god, that horrible reflective shoe is not what he was just wearing. If it is, I shudder to think what completed his outfit.
Now, I’m not hitting on Mister “Check-out-my-pool-cue” here, but I like the glasses. If he were clothed in a nice suit (Yohji maybe? Definitely something in black), the glasses would be rockin’.
As for the odd choice of a Grease poster, I have no patience with that. Maybe the sour look on his face is because he is visiting this space and his host made him strip?
That isn’t a rack of pool cues. That’s a radiator of some sort, I believe. Take a look at the valve (thermostat?) work near the baseboards.
I really can’t say anything positive or coherant about this room or it’s denizen. But, excellent Elvis Costello reference! Just the thing to leaven the horror of this atrocity.
Could this be John travolta’s “pool” boy?
To Jeff’s comment - you’ve heard of towel warmers? Well this one warms pool cues and grandpa sure could use some quality time up there with his own equipment! If his member is UP then the walls are green, or maybe I am directionally challenged. Nice length, though.
And that sneaker is NOT on the floor (look at its height compared to the surroundings) so I don’t even want to know what he’s “shooting” in this room and where!
M: George, everyone meets on the Internet these days. We need a picture of you that says, hey, I’m well off, sexually active, and have a sense of humor. You just got the game room painted, let’s do it in there. It emphasizes all the leisure time you have and the pool cue pun will make it easy for guys to start a chat with you. You have to go for the lowest possible denominator if you want to get laid.
George: I feel ridiculous.
M: Trust me, you’ll have your pick of the litter. After this we can get a shot of you in front of the big screen playing video games. Joy stick, get it? Har har har.
I finally figured out who this guy is. He’s Smeagol’s grandfather.
Wednesday naked lunch at the Corner Pocket Billiards Cafe and Tea House?
That red needs to be just a touch deeper to really bring out his pale and interesting look.
The line from the top of his belly to the underside of his balls is very comical, like a cartoon of an elephant. Actually, this guy has the all-around appearance of a caricature. He could definitely make some money as a naked comedian. I mean that as a compliment.
Who needs a cuestick? I suppose it’s the little things in life we should be grateful for. Like the fact that peepaw isn’t ON the pooltable showing us his starfish.
This man has no ass.
And apparently no ability or inclination to suck in his stomach.
The radiator would indicate that we’re in Europe, most likely Britain. Everything is brand-spanking-new. Nothing, from the baseboards to the recessed light, can be more than a few years old. I suspect that this may be a rehabbed basement space.
I don’t care if it’s a mint-condition one-sheet from the original theatrical release, the fucking Grease poster is inexcusable for any decor that isn’t in a fake 50’s diner.
This is so not Britain guys, if it is I’m leaving soonest!
The upright radiator is used to hint at a prison cell scenario, which entrapees will get to enjoy, before being impaled on cue or our host’s chemically erected pole. The belts are useful to tie up the guests, if it’s not feasible to get handcuffs locked quickly enough.
The daring red wall covering was inspired by Grease - no, not the grease that the oil pan’s constant simmering has left here, but the colourful poster from our friend’s hey day at the movies. This guy inspired later generations to attempt male pregnancy, and he will help you achive the desired look, no problems - as long as the pills are pushed his way.
Again, I have to disagree. Great decorating does not date itself, it lives on without reference to time.
What so many have missed is that the hottest man in the red room is mocking John Travolta’s character (see the right edge of the poster?) with his posture.
Like the red walls, our hottie is bold enough to take on the show’s sparky character.
Unfortunately for us, the camera’s flash killed the lighting in the room where an overhead spot was directed onto our playboy himself. Wow!
Someone throw me some ice!!!!!
Oh durr. I think Grandpa thinks he’s in the outhouse again.