Steve: "Among male [lions], homosexual activity often begins with a great deal of affectionate activity. Initially, this begins as a standard greeting, but goes beyond this to include circling one another, presentation of the hind quarters to the other male, and rolling on the back with an erect penis. This may lead to intense caressing and eventually mounting of one male by the other, including pelvic thrusting." — Lion Stuff
David K. publishes Nightcharm, the only gay porn site ever to be featured on Oprah and regularly compared to Martha Stewart Living.
Shawn Baker is the Executive-Editor of Nightcharm and hails from New York. He is a member of its young underclass, a little bit Ann Darrow, a little bit Travis Bickle.
Richard writes the infamous queer blog Sturtle.com . His turn-ons include wainscoting, ZZ Top, and sharp-dressed men. Turn-offs: sectionals, pleated trousers, and pina coladas.
Heather Corinna is the undisputed diva of online erotica for chicks. She publishes Scarleteen.com and is a sex guru to thousands of teenagers.
Sean Horlor is happy to no longer be using his judgmental prowess for the forces of darkness. He co-hosts a comedy lifestyle reality TV series called Don't Quit Your Gay Job and runs Up Your Alley.
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what ARE those things on his nipples??
The Lion under his pucker-bung looks exceedingly offended by the emissions from his odious vent. Cool-Cool kitty.
And where the HELL do you get that much Naugahyde to make that disturbing headboard. At least he cleaned the crisco-hand prints off before the photo was taken.
By the time you get to the blood colored room it’s too late. The doors are all locked behind you and you are deep in a chamber where no one outside can hear your screams. Maxwell is a ninja power bottom. The face that is there on his torso (look closer) hypnotizes you into submissive dominance: YOU WILL FEED THE KITTY! at the base of the bed is a phalanx of phalluses that, even as tears stream down your face, you MUST insert.
I was going to say that, if he were to ditch the home-made executioner’s mask and get a new blanket, this would be a perfectly nice room to have a one night stand in. After rear_window’s (brilliant) summation, I think I may need to explore that desire with a therapist.
Hush my darling, don’t fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight!
I think our author may have gotten this one all wrong.
This is clearly the 2009 Gay Goth version of Dumb Donald from
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
See for yourself!
http://www.thebaboonbellows.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/don_harold_rudi.jpg
One of those stupid representational bedspreads. I hate those things. Lions, Unicorns, wolves, Sponge Bob. Like those rugs you see hanging at service stations you drive by. I refuse to get laid on those things. I prefer a nice jacquard myself. I like the headboard. Spooge cleans off easily. Matching your hood to the wall color just doesn’t work. It makes you look like a Mexican wrestler. Come to think of it, he does look like a Mexican wrestler. El Santo is spinning in his grave. And don’t get me started on his nipples. That’s just the wrong style of nip-bling. At least, there’s no droid at a glory hole.
It’s Born Free–meets–lucha libre. I was going to say something about the bedspread being upside-down but, really, that’s the least of it.
Oh, how odious.
Well, I had a previous post which might have been pulled because it contained a harmless link to reference my observation:
Remember Dumb Donald from “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids”?
He’s all grown up now.
Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! The hood is a little too Esther Williams for me, and the headboard a little too Carriage Trade.
It was a mighty Pleather that gave its noble life to make that headboard. Spare a thought for the Pleather, Mr RedBackFur, please.
Now as for that sacred shroud beneath our recumbent decorator. Turin, eat your heart out! Two fine images as clear as the Pope’s nose! Obviously one must be Simba, but whose is the second face? And how did they die?
I don’t mind the headboard…hell, it actually shows some forethought, something you could wipe the spooge from. The blood-red walls don’t bug me much either, although depending on the size of the room it could make you feel like you’re humping in the middle of a giant’s artery. The black pillow is a problem…I have a general distaste for black bed linens anyway. That lion blanket…good god almighty, the last time I saw someone selling something like that was at a gas station. I guess it’s that guy’s fetish but cripes, he at least tried something with the headboard and walls, only to dump a cheesy bargain-basement blanket on top of (shudder) black sheets.
The hood makes me think he’s watched “Bloody Pit of Horror” a few too many times. And that looks like electrical tape on his nips, at least at first glance, which now has me wondering if the black pillow is electrical tape as well. Ack.
Ahhhh, black electrical tape over the nipples. That went out with Wendy O. Williams, God rest her soul.
Garry,
Actually those are snake bite kits…..or nipple enlargers as I call them.
WTF!?! Is that a Tiffany clock on the night stand?!? I’m confused!
Whether it’s Tiffany or not, that dainty little clock juxtaposed with the gigantic headboard and Strong Bad here are all giving me vertigo.
Yes. The bedding is distracting. I like with the rest. One needs a clock to time uh neck restraints. Very simple. I like it. One is allowed to focus on activities. And sometimes it is best not to see the face.
I am concerned; however, does our mystery man have only one arm below the elbow? Was the other snapped off my a tightened anus during the “Honey, I’m home” sound of a wife’s voice at the bedroom door? As a designer, I think I need to know.
It’s just like a brilliantly crafted oil portrait……
Those nipple things seem to follow you where ever you are the room.
Ordinarily, I’d balk at the notion of someone wearing his filthy boots on his (ostensibly) clean bedspread but, in this case, I’m willing to make an exception.
And, once again, I think it’s fair to point out what tends to get lost amidst all the outlandish detritus: that this image is actually meant to entice!! This his him putting his best foot forward (as it were).
The Mind Boggles.
I’ll leave commenting on the decor to others (though the black pillow cases are really offputting)
But for a man showing off his “physique” the waistband on those chaps looks extremely strained – he needs to loosen the lacing at the back, lose a few pounds, or admit defeat and buy new chaps!
Oh and if you have to wear a hood, get one that has the eyeholes centred over your eyes
I hope that the lion theme blanket is really just for “date” nights and tricks. Oh, wait, with that bed covering they must be very similar.
Lord knows I would worry about getting anything on that cheap blanket.
I found his nipple accessories on AMAZON.
FEH!
http://www.amazon.com/Personal-Lubricant-Included-Womens-Squeezers/dp/B000LVDK0K
I love the Zigfreid & Roy–pre-lion-munching, bed spread. I saw one like that at a swap meet when I was in Cascias, Portugal this summer…or was that the Salvation Army?
WHy the shoe polish in the nippes?
Is that a Tiffany clock on the night stand?!?
AAAAAAAHHH!!! I have that same clock in my bathroom! My bathroom is a Lurid Dig!
Except I don’t normally feel the need to wear a faux-leather hood in there. Or thigh-highs.
So never mind.
He’s trying here for a look, but got confused along the way. The boots say “serious leather guy here” the mask says “I’m a florist” – the blanket says …
His @$$hole is frighteningly large, just a little more and it could be Goatse.
Ooh, my!
A Goatse reference!
My faith in humanity is restored.
Whatever happened to poor Goatse, anyway?
puss and boots.
It just occurred to me that if we match him up with the Robot of Death from the last photo, he could be the gay supervillain PowerBottom…
sorry for not saying this a week ago. i think kipp got it wrong. the lion weeps tonight.
Hhhmmmm, I think I have the same pair of boots and if you throw a few grapes, bananas, and oranges on that red hood—you’d have my upcoming Valentine’s day ensemble!! AND, I too have the same clock!! However, I passed on that lion blanket at Arco.
I haven’t seen that much naugahyde since the 70s. I like a retro guy and give him kudos for the red walls and bondage look—-so medieval. I agree with Mike C—this guy teamed up with the Death Star guy could make great supervillains!!!!
“Powerbottom and the Droid at the Glory Hole”. Now that’s a graphic novel I would buy.
personally, I am missing one important toy in this sad scene :
a good medium-sized buttplug placed in that weary hole …
the expression of the man’s face is so lonely and depressed /
I’m sure an anal device would complete the tingle caused by those
nipple-suckers / making him happy for at least some time, poor boy …
Nothing that a few shots of tequila and a fresh bottle of poppers couldn’t fix….unless that was his motivation.
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