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Well, it’s not as bad as Leather Daddy’s Xmas-themed teddy bear room. And, I admit I have a Lava Lamp; although it hasn’t been lit in a couple of decades. I wouldn’t mind a personal tour of the collection, as long as I experienced his own lava at the end.
Most COLORFUL Butt-Plug Collection. EVER.
The Lava Lamp Parade is rather disjointed…I see both Santa and a skull. What, no Easter Bunny? Or is it obscured by his naked flesh?
Other than that, the kitchen is very standard-issue. Not anything to write home about, but hardly squalid. At least it’s got good light.
I have to give him props, though. He’s obviously very proud of his collection and having some fun. “Here I am, and this is what I like, take me or leave me!” he’s saying. I’d do him. Although partly to find out what’s in his living room and bedroom….
Probably has the kitchen for lava lamps, dining room for beanie babies, bathroom for rubber duckies (ha ha!) and bedroom for comic books.
And NO room for a meaningful relationship….
Title Me: Men are like lava lamps – fun to look at but not all that bright.
Props to the man who is ass bashful and cock proud! If this collection is what makes him hard, I could float with the mood lighting. But, I surmise that he is a modern man’s man (perhaps, coming from red neck roots) since there are no hot pink, glitter lava lamps (or is he saving it for later based on the smirk on his face!).
Pack: Shrums and ‘glow in the dark’ lube. If you have a black light tattoo, he’ll bust a nut.
LOL to the comment re: most colorful butt-plug collection – ever!
Just a few suggestions since we’re in the kitchen. I hoping he’s got a surge protector or all those lamps are going to blow a fuse …and not in a good way. Also, that left foot has revealed a real hygene problem with the floor. I suggest a swiffer stat. And I sure as hell hope he’s got some chlorox wipes ready once he gets his ass off the counter and offers to make me a sandwich. Other than that, I don’t have much to say well except I’d sure do that cute little bear with the fat cock.
On closer inspection, he has some disassembled lamps off there in the background. Perhaps by trade he is a Lava Lamp Customizer. I’m sure there is huge market for that. I mean, he’s so happy to sell them, he’ll give you the shirt off his back and his sweaty little jockstrap off his balls, and oops….Oh I want him. In the kitchen, on that dirty floor. But not Butt-Plugs. “Glass” may have the word, “ass” in it, but not going anywhere near mine…
I’ve often wondered what those poor Chinese kids think that make things like this by the thousands for the American consumer, earning 5 cents per week… I suspect “Who the hell is going to buy this crap.”
Barney, the assistant manager at Spencer Gifts was so outraged at receiving a pink slip, that he decided to pilfer as much product as possible during his last two weeks at work. He gleefully sent a copy of this picture to his ungrateful employer, with the caption “Bite me!”
… as a far as butt plugs go, I suggest the yellow-toned one nearest his armpit for ease of entry.
wow, and my mom gets upset when i put my feet on the coffeetable.
As Uncle Siggy used to say…….
“Sometimes a Lava Lamp is just a Lava Lamp”
But in this case, I think he’s trying to compensate for…….oh, I dunno…..
He’s cute, granted.
But I’ll bet you he’s straight. Waaaaay too many bad-boy, head-banger, pothead images in those lamp bases.
Who could have made him collect those hate-filled electric abominations? Oh, I don’t know…….could it beeeeeee……….SATAAAAAAAN? (After all, he’s in the shot!)
No self-respecting gay man would be caught dead with such a motif, let alone be photographed with dirty feet. Indeed!
re: dirty feet. I’ve seen worse. It’s not his feet I want to suck.
At least they detract from the hopelessly bland cabinetry.
Look, there are worse things he could collect and worse places to display them (ex’s used cock-rings in the dining room, Barbie dolls in their own, personal Barbitorium, neighbor’s pets in the basement…). I’m prepared to give him a pass on head-shop lava lamps in the kitchen. It seems relatively harmless, if a tad nerdilicious.
I just hope he doesn’t prepare food on that counter-top. Anymore.
Again with a collector! It’s a disease. It says. “I have the kind of personality that’s partial to ruts. Addiction comes naturally to me. Look at all my things!”
If you want to brighten up a relentlessly uninspired kitchen – beige Formica? jeezus! – try canisters. They’re practical and perky.
The globules floating in each lamp are carefully harvested from his many friends. He spits, not swallows, and collects.
Um um
Not to be a drag, but I think you meant “principles”
DON’T KILL ME 8C
i’d do him…. hell, i’d do rubberduckie daddy too… and lava lamps make me feel all warm inside (snaps to redbackfur… still laughing!!!)
Well I know this guy. I may not know him personally but I know him. Because you see… I am that guy. 2 things turn me on… Hot men and lava. I don’t have my collection in the kitchen. No… rather I have it all in the basement neatly placed on all the shelves ready to turn me on and tune me out. I have something he doesn’t, and for that I am a bit of a size queen. The worlds largest lava lamp in mass production. The Colossus. I will give you guys my picture some day so you can be turned on too. I just have to have the nerve to take it. I see nothing wrong with this room. I love everything in it…EVERYTHING.
some realtors will do ANYTHING to sell a condo.
Better Lava Lamps than Rubber Duckies
Jimbo: You beat me to it. My first thought was “THANK GOD for all those colorful Lava Lamps”! The guy, the cabinets, and the counter are all basically the same color. He could at least put some knobs on the cabinets; black, polished chrome, whatever. Without the Lava Lamps this would be one of the most dreariest pics we have seen on this site.
Does anyone think the Lava Lamps are just phallus symbols for our man in this pic?
oh, but the satyr smile and the cute sack, I think he gets a pass on the lamps, don’t you?…
Ditto to so much. Is that a mangina I see?
What kind of music do you suppose he plays when watching the contents of his lava lamps undulating? Hippie folk? Ultra-lounge? Calypso? I think I’d do him just to find that out, too.
enya.
Music? I imagine dolphin noises and under sea currents.
**Bloop**
Just wanted to add this guy is probably a member of oozingGOO. God knows I was at one time.
holy shit – i don’t care about the decor – that guy’s just hot! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!!!
oh shit, just noticed the photo’s caption… hahahahaha! nice!!!
Beware of the following streaming video link;
Man vs. Lava Lamp
http://hairy-men-territory.blogspot.com/?zx=1114a9ccf6df1024
There are more photos of this guy on this site. Look under Sunday, March 1. And yes, there are more of the same all over the house. There is even a mirrored disco ball hanging in the hallway.
First:
The impish grin is because each of the bases of those lamps are made from the actual heads of men who didn’t call after the first hook-up with this guy. And with all due respect to Michael S’s tasty description, I’m betting the collection of glop in all that liquid are the dead guys brains, not their jizz.
Second:
I miss Spencer Gifts, don’t you? At least we still have Lillian Vernon. I wonder if they make Lava-Lamp Cozys?
OK, I’m usually totally on with you guys but this fella has got it going. This site is all about the guys with unintentional bad taste–unkempt living rooms, shitty curtains, gamer boys who’ve cunningly decorated with empty Mountain Dew bottles and overflowing ashtrays.
This guy knows the value of his lava lamps. I would totally have a beer with him in that kitchen, hopefully in that state of dress.
He’s got a sense of humor. Fags should recognize irony.
Three to five is irony. Anything over five is obssession.
Well I have about 30 and that Colossus! Oh my! A but much some would think; but not to me. I want more.
would you feel the same if they were Precious Moments figurines.
isn’t rule #3 ‘never sleep with a man who uses ‘collectible’ as a noun?
People who have collections tend to be intelligent. I hope he is smart enough to find me and collect me. Please, more photos of this guy and his kitchen.
As for his dirty feet, maybe he has been to the same bath house I’ve been to.
Lava Lamps, I need you. And, sir, I think your place looks swell.
(I thought we still had Spencer’s–AKA Spencer Gifts.)
Oh yeah…I used to do this guy who had a Godzilla collection (not just the movies, but actual shelves full of plastic Japanese monsters), and I’ve done guys with vast comic-book collections and the like, so really, lava lamps are nothing new.
And there’s been guys who overlook the stacks of books all over my place…
My God I think I know this man, didn’t know about the Lava Lamp Collection, or, by all appearances in the background, that he manufactured / collected them. If that is the case the man is a true arteest who spends his time in way to many head shops. I like the flow from the hidden Night Gallery Dolly tucked away slight down the collection from Santa. Maybe the gentleman here is actually letting us know where he thinks the path of commercialism over the holidays will bring us. Night Gallery Dolly that Santa delivers almost hidden from view, leads to the Devil and ultimately death. Brilliant actually.
Gee Andy, thanks for bringing up that horrible Night Gallery Doll. It took me years to remove that horrible image from my childhood psyche, and now you brought it right back.
http://www.nightgallery.net/Images/doll6.jpg
Damn You.
never knew that cum cums in so many colours , hehehehe
cet homme est vraiment un collectionneur, n’est ce pas ….
woow so sexi
OMG I know this guy!!!
I have never really “gotten” lava lamps, probably because I am not a pothead.
That hot little satyr is hellaciously cute though! And his sole, while dirty is still kind of hot! I’d do him by the light of the devil lava lamp!
Love the bright sunshine in the kitchen though!
PS- It’s “under cabinet” lighting, not “under counter”.. but lovely non the less!
i’m so totally torn! do i tell all of you his screen name on dudesnude (where there are MANY more nude photos of this incredibly attractive man) or do i tell him about this post? decisions decisions!?!?!?!
nickbilz….
I thought the very same thing the moment I saw this photo….
Well do tell.
I know a web site he is on….
I know at least TWO he’s on. He’s all kinds of delicious. And a sweet man all around!
Some day they will find this guy’s petrified body when all those lava lamps revolt.