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The main wood (foreground) will go with anything. True, the cedar and pine don’t mix well though. I’m concerned that might be a border of wall paper or some such near the ceiling.
The owner should have been kept back some but I understand his fascination with the new digital cameras. They are really something.
The grains are going in opposite directions. Tsk tsk.
The pine wood tongue and groove vaulted ceiling has heavy graining and authentic knots is so 70’s and probably installed at the same time this fellow was born. The bleached walls are so confusing and washed out that it’s a designer disaster. Forgive and forget this time. Get focused is the priority.
I just wonder what the rest of his body looks like. Asymmetrical photography always casts doubt: I suspect he is missing a nut or something.
Herpes: It simply dos not go well with any kind of wood.
Should anyone actually accept this visual invitation and hook-up with this dude, something tells me this is pretty much all you’d get to see that night. Under those circumstances, the fact that the view sucks seems oddly appropriate somehow.
Doesn’t anyone else have a problem with discussing a free Tibet when recession looms??? or is that inflation? I nominate this “decor” for the farthest stretch of the subject at hand :O)
there’s decor in this picture? i’ll have to look again.
I really don’t mind this view. In fact, I’m really enjoying it. Now, I need some privacy while I contemplate the “wood paneling” in great depth.
ET, phone home!
I actually like the ceiling, but yeah, the walls need work. Maybe rip down the yellow crap and paint the original plaster. If it’s there.
He’s cute, but there’s something about this photo that almost seems clinical, like he’s emailing it to a medical professional. “Yeah, doc, this vein on my schlong is acting up. See?”
This photo gives me a Poseidon Adventure vertigo, as if maybe that’s the floor “up there” and he’s hanging by his legs from the chandelier.
The billowy jacket and zipper tells me this is a summer cabin in Alaska. Is that you Levi Johnston?
Please move your dingus to the side. You’re blocking the natural light from the window.
Thank you.
Ya know, I don’t think the walls are panelled. The bit of wallpaper border visible below the giant glans makes me think the stripes are a paint treatment.
Like others I suspect that the walls may not be clad in wood, but paper or paint, but it’s difficult to tell with the camera’s auto focus pulled elsewhere. And I find the bit of hand holding the camera at the left hand side rather worrying – in this age of digital photography wouldn’t you want to take another picture to display your wares slightly better?
Anyone else find that thing loomed at them as they logged on to here today – scary!
I think you meant to write “Mis-matched” not “Mix” but anyway…
I really like the wood here. A lot.
Well,every room needs a focal point.
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Welcome back to our televised Sigma Nu Homecomingout Reunion Show at Bradley University in the lovely West Bluff historic district. And I’d still hit it-my nono zone says halleluhah ohmen!
shool..
THANK YOU! That was the first thing I noticed! No wonder he looks so pissed: His weenie hurts.
Forget about woodgrains in opposing directions. Let’s talk puss in YOUR direction and see if you suddenly become more interested in the door, than in the ceiling.
Yo! If your sick…see a doctor.
i’d do him… i’ve only seen one guy on this whole site that i wouldn’t do t… no, you’ll never guess who so don’t even try…
you are a sexy beast
Do you want to have sex with me
yes/no
well the cock look perfect and i want atry
Is this the guy from Oprah that fathered like ten children through sperm donations while in college? I’m almost certain of it. 99%
Very sexy baby yea