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Mhhm previously when I thought of “Spidey Silk” I had something a little bit less frou-frou in mind. Is that something sticky coming out of a spinnerette?
Finally! Someone who isn’t afraid to delve into that edgy “Comic Book Store Meets J.C. Penney Home Store” design style. Sadly, though, my fantasies revolve around Superman on a floral pattern bed-in-a-bag comforter. Sorry, Spidey.
I think Shawn’s analysis might be too perfect to ever improve on. Well done.
Even IF, and I sincerely hope so, that bedding ensemble came from Penny’s “Big Spring Clearance Sale”. (It looks more like Speigel to me.) I say, IF it did, it’s still impossible to get stains out of that material. God knows you can’t wash the stuff without it bleeding all over everything and falling apart.
Roll the other way and get up!
Sad.
I suspect that the silver exercise ball in the background needs a bit more use
He thought he could take on SuperDaddy.
He was wrong.
I think he’s incontinent.
I wouldn’t want to walk in on that scene with those colors while I was hungover.
I can only see the Stain. I see a Stain with a lot of color around it. Pity.
The black fuzzy spider is a nice touch! After all… black is the new… uhh… black, right?
She use to have the finest crystal in all the land. Now she’s turning “theme tricks” just to make the rent. Where did it all go wrong…..?
“Kathy, this isn’t the first time a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon has punctured on route.
But isn’t it fortunate for our festive New York crowd that our wounded Spiderman landed safely on the “I Dream of Jeannie” float that was three blocks behind us, to rest and recuperate for all the kids next year!
Yes, this IS the season of miracles! Yes-sir-ree!”
who knew that doc oc had such cliche’ taste?
i can remember being 11 or 12 and playing naked with my jackoff buddy in his room. we’d make the classic webshooter hand (palm up, thumb between the middle and 4th finger) and ’slinger noise (’fffffffffftt ffffffttttttt fttttttttt’ is the closest i can approximate) while we blasted all over each other and laughed our heads off.
remembering that makes me happy. this just makes me sad.
Tied up and left for dead…
but Spidey liked it
J.C. Penny? Speigel? I doubt It.My Spidey sense tells me It’s Dollar General.This venomous lair Is giving me arachnoidphobia cause It sure aint anything to stop the presses at the Daily Bugle over.Miss Brant,have you seen Parker? Now we know what goes on at home when aunt May Is out.With great power comes great responsibility but not great bedding obviously.
Soon to be an episode of “Law & Order- Criminal Intent”, though would probably be more entertaining as an episode of “Murder, She Wrote”…
maybe they’ll do a ’super victim’s unit’ spinoff. batman could infiltrate NAMBLA, aquaman could go after pirates, wonder woman could go undercover as a dominatrix….
There are too many questions here.
Like: Why does Shawn seem to know way too much about the scene?
Why is the stain going down his leg instead of down his hip?
Why are his hands behind his back?
What happened to his codpiece?
Is he asleep or wanting more?
Why are we so concerned about where the bedding was purchased?
And why isn’t the bedding rumpled?
Design? How about a makeover?
Peter frantically attempted to wriggle out of the custom-made handcuffs as Mary Jane’s keys rattled in the front door. If only he could make it to the DVD player in time to shut off “Slave Boys of Planet Eros” before she walked in! He feared that soon the real nature of the mysterious stains on his work clothes would be revealed.
In the current economy there is no need to splash out on exotic and expensive lingerie to enliven the bedroom. Simply take a trip to Toys’R'us. When your finished with that fantasy you can donate them to children in need.
Good God! Even the nerdiest among us must know that charmeuse gets frousy if you LOOK at it too hard. It’s just about the LAST fabric I’d be playing Friendly Neighborhood Cock-tease on! Although I will admit that the costume’s colors do go perfectly with that butt-ugly duvet, so… to each their own, I suppose. After all, I don’t have to clean up the Spidey Spooge.
Thank God.
Well, I like a hero that has a sit up ball around ready to get those abs hard and flexed. But, where are his hands?? At first, I thought they were in his Spidey underoos (would be appropriate) but they seem to fade in to the shiteous, faux silk bedding. However, a rested hero is a happy hero. And, it looks like this super boy has been fantasizing about Green Flash or perhaps that hot Wolverine!! Or, has he been to the droid glory hole?????????? Shoo fly shoo.
Under no circumstances should your outfit ever clash with your bedspread.
And what is with all these big, inflatable workout balls??? No one is ever using them in the pictures, but they sure like them as accent pieces.