David: This chamber is an example of what I call fallout from Spoiled Brat Syndrome: “Mommy, when is the maid coming to take away all of the dirty laundry from my play room?” Props for the oppressive black curtains which help move the mind away from the fact that human beings, more and more today, are living like caged animals (all of that wrought iron and industrial strength mesh securing the windows from the outside.) This just depresses me terribly. I need to make myself a Mai Tai now and try not to think about burying my face in this guy’s ass.
Shawn: I love it. All of it. Down to the last detail. The inky black-on-grey color scheme with the blanched, stately white figure standing in solitary reflection makes this an Edward Gorey illustration brought to life (”He stood amidst the washing morbidly…”). The Gothic repression is nothing short of splendid: the wash of red from his briefs is full of bull-baiting sexual provocation, the bat-like curtains conjure up the nightwings of a visiting incubus ready to enshroud in carnal abandon, and the prominently displayed horsehair whip smacks of guilty self-flagellation. Superficially, the littered clothing would connote a desultory enervation when it comes maintaining the impossibly bleak ambience of the abode, but it’s ultimately emblematic of fettered desire — literal “dirty laundry” — ready to spill forth and rebel at any moment.
LucienX: Such a depressing frame for that cheerful butt. The pile of dirty laundry appears to be inhabiting an office chair — black, like the curtains and the sheets. And that does look suspiciously like a wig on the desk. Perhaps somewhere out of the frame lies a hungover drag queen with smeared Max Factor raccoon eyes. At least she’d match the rest of the decor.
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With an ass like that, where’s the mess again?
And PS, is that a wig on the desk??
Why is this pic up here, I don’t see any room or decor at all. All I see is something I wanna bury my face (and other things) in.
LUNCH!!!
Black curtains? Good grief. That’s just so wrong on so many levels, not the least of which is that they’re open and he’s displaying his junk to the folks next door. The utter disarray on what I’m guessing is the bed is a turnoff. Shoving laundry off the bed is worse than shoving a stuffed-animal collection off the bed. And if that is the bed…I see what looks like black sheets, which I view as anathema.
That said, he’s got a sweet ass. Maybe if I bury his face in the laundry while nailing him, he’ll get the hint to clean up a bit.
daddy was right– some boys just need to be spanked.
Wait, there’s something else in this photo besides that ass? Although decor is usually paramount for me, I find myself oddly without comment on anything surrounding it.
It’s just no fun when the slob in question is so fuckable!
I’m gonna spill my seed and the go back to making fun of Spiderman spilling his.
Ahhhh, but that ass….that ASSS!!!
One wonder what that interior of that is like….sigh….
See what we have become?
The young lad, while pleasant to behold, is not exceedingly callipygian.
Yet we all fawn and gush, starved by our forced sojourn into the desert with that…..that abomination in a dime store Halloween costume.
As God as my witness, I shall never go hungry again!
Bring on the ass…….
Such a depressing frame for that cheerful butt.
The pile of dirty laundry appears to be inhabiting an office chair — black, like the curtains and the sheets. And that does look suspiciously like a wig on the desk. Perhaps somewhere out of the frame lies a hungover drag queen with smeared Max Factor raccoon eyes. At least she’d match the rest of the decor.
Is he biting his nails? Whats with the horse tail hanging from the curtain rod? Clearly he lives in a dangerous neighborhood with those bars on the window. Oh, but his ass…
in my mind he’s not biting his nails, he’s sniffing his fingers.
I often walk around my room forgetting to pull my underwear all the way up. Seriously. WTF. A curtain rod without finials?! OMG is this guy for real?! And a white belt? Ugh, I’m gonna hurl.
It is a blonde wig to be worn with the black sporran hanging on the wall
Delectable fellow tho.
Come on, Eric. The guy’s clearly biting his nails. Definitely at Mom’s house (or his older boyfriend’s apartment in the Lower East Side). So blame her/him for the décor. But the red shorts. And the white belt. No wonder he’s nervous. What if he gets caught posting an ad for this butt? Jesus how many fucking responses would he get?! I’d fuck him THERE for Christ’s sake. And I might even let him slip those fingers up in me. He’s got no nails. Poor guy. All he’s got, and he knows it, is this gorgeous bubble.
I think he’s a trick, standing there looking nervously at the mess and going “This had better be as good as I expect!”
is he picking his nose?
who cares, i will take care of that lovely ass!!!
:p
He’s not biting his nails nor smelling his fingers; he’s crying. He’s blubbering away because he’s one ugly bastard with a face like a melted Howdy Doody doll. All his dates beg him to bury his mug in the pillow while they focus on his more appealing asset. Why do you think he lives behind bars and thick black curtains? This poor freak could have the world at his feet if he could only keep his backside to it.
The man is confused. Needs organization and a new color scheme. As a design expert, it is my job to give him, not what he wants, but what he needs. Then I get him to think its a good idea. There are no hair pieces in the room. He does have a pony fetish. No white belts either. I think we need to start by getting storage components into the room. Perhaps a chest of drawers in a medium dark tone. Paint the walls a medium olive green and cover the window with shutters painted deep olive. Bedding would be cream in color (sheets and spread).
Now, about that ass…..
what if this is the guest dungeon at superdaddy’s lair? and what if that top and this bottom are about to get together? why can’t we see THOSE pics?
He’s a homophobe who’s currently undergoing Superdaddy’s patented Conversion Therapy. It’s actually taking, and within a week Superdaddy will be inviting us all over for the coming-out party/orgy.
Who is Superdaddy? Imagine the flick with this guy and “Hot-ass crime fighter’s lair” guy.
that’s who i meant by superdaddy.
Superdaddy is now a legend. Yes, I also mean the “hot-ass crime fighter’s lair” guy.
Say what you will, the proportions, the sense of symmetry and balance, the subtle play of colors is absolutely amazing. Granted, there’s a lot there to take in but somehow it all fits perfectly within the frame and, taken as a whole, everything conspires to make it the ideal resting place.
I’m talking about his ass, of course. As for the room… There’s a room?
Gentlemen, may I be so bold as to move the discussion in a different direction? Oh, forget about it. Ass…
Please rescind this post. I cannot get any work done. I have to keep wiping the monitor.
More Superdaddy!
Superdaddy is currently busy battling the evil Count Limbaugh and his sidekick, the Blond Harridan (aka Ann Coulter), who are planning simultaneous heinous deeds in Des Moines and Montpelier. Maybe we need to organize the Superdaddy Supersquad to assist him?
i could forgive many decorating transgrassions from a guy with an ass like that. it is spectacular. besides, he just needs someone to come over and help him tidy up a bit — how’s eight sound???
i think he’s more accustomed to twelve, and thick. *ahem*
I’m just hoping he knows his colour codes and those RED pants are significant – I can but dreammmmmmmmmmmmm
if he knew his colors he wouldn’t have a blonde wig, it’d be auburn.
Perhaps we all have it wrong.
Perhaps he just returned from an Atlantis cruise. They’re always throwing theme parties. That wig would be perfect for the Disco T-Dance.
To quote,” This place is a dump.” Relocation Is the only option. Marry me and move In.
I’m sorry. All I can think about is that horse-hair whip being applied to that ass-vigorously and endlessly.
this is me. I am not kidding, and swear 100%. This is a photo of me stolen from another site, published here without my permission. some fact, 1) the laundry is clean, just not put away. 2) that is a wig on the desk. 3) i am not a spoiled brat – in fact I am a college professor and earned a phd at age 28 through hard work and determination. 4) although i cannot say definitively, most consider me to be handsome. 5) i am not a trick, am not picking my nose, am not crying. i am hiding my face so that when people steal my pictures and post them up in forums like this, my face is not recognizable. 6) currently my room is not this messy.
7) the curtains are blue, and the sheets are a light color with a light blue bedspread. i do not own anything black, save one pair of shoes and some slutty underwear…
So Tim, who took this picture of you? Good job…it’s tough to take a good picture with one hand.
used the timer….
Wow! Nice pic,brains & humor. My offer stands.
so, tim, it’s gotta feel good that virtually everyone thought you had a spectacular ass. just kinda curious, how did your pic get here? how’d you happen to find it and what was your reaction when you saw it and the posts?
my roommate saw the pic and texted me about it – i assume whoever posted this here took it from a
xxxx… yeah, it is nice knowing the folks wanna eat me ass out, i guess. and hilarious the people waste their time posting photos of folks they don’t know just to make fun of ‘em….挺漂亮的屁股
thanks for the reply. well, being hot is the best revenge.
Not as bad as the people who leave their phone numbers here, thinking the guy in the photo will call them.
Okay…tripping out a little, okay a lot. Tim, did you used to live in SF a while back?? Your name/education/job/Africa connection actually match up with somebody I met many moons ago. You even gave me an African name which loosely translated meant “he who has many cars”. Still have the paper you wrote it down on for me somewhere…
Tim, you are a good sport. i think the pic is great – even hiding your face you are very appealing. Having a good sense of humor and being educated are just icing on the cake
Jeff B, that is not me. I lived in LA for a long time, but never in SF. Sorry. Funny coincidence though…
“…and hilarious the people waste their time posting photos of folks they don’t know just to make fun of ‘em….”
Totally. It’s almost as funny as shallow exhibitionists who post nude pics of themselves on the Web, only to then lecture about privacy and violation when their public nudity becomes, erm, public.
however, those pics are posted in a forum requiring registration – essentially it becomes a contract between registered members. either way, the photo is originally posted by its owner and then re-posted by someone with no legal right to make use of the photo. you can judge those who choose to share images of themselves online, calling them shallow, but in the game of moral chess involved here being shallow (although I disagree that this is what posting a nude image represents) is less of a social problem than being callous. Indeed, is it more shallow to post a nude image of oneself on a site designed for that purpose, or to borrow one of those photos to post against that person’s will so as to judge his home, body, and belongings?
No, it’s not. Once a photo is uploaded to the Net, your expectation of privacy becomes tenuous at best. As you said, your photo might’ve very well been duplicated by anyone and made its way meme-like across any number of sites that the LD editors might have encountered it on. Sorry, but you assume that risk when you make the technological window into your abode a two-way channel. I have to think that concealing your face is an implicit acknowledgment of that reality.
Word.
Sowwy, Timmy, but in the game of moral chess, you got checked.
Out of the last fifteen pics I have seen this is the best! screw the mess it is just there for cushioning when falling over. That is one hawt ass and a pretty cute guy.
BTW Just found this site and Im adding it to my Google. Thank you.
Ash and Caledonia –
You both are sliding down a slippery slope. If your computer is not well protected hackers can easily make use of your private information for their gain. There is a difference between moral and legal. I have not made an claims that what this site does is illegal. Indeed, putting photos up in a place where they can easily be taken and used means that one accepts that possibility. The issue is the the manner in which the photos are used – which is a moral issue. Neither of you has thought through the broader implications of what it means to re-post people’s information/photos in sites other than where they were originally posted. What is the new, unintended audience, and what implications does that have? Sure, this site is witty. My argument here is more about how ridiculous you all are for thinking it is fun to attack people you do not know — ultimately a shallow act.
Word.
Ah, but your computer was not hacked, nor were you forced at gunpoint to pose nude and publish your body for public viewing, so your moral hand-wringing premise is an utter non sequitur from the outset. The only logical reason to pose for a photo like this is to show off your wares. Your issue seems to be that you’re miffed about not being able to control who you’re showing them off to, and since you assumed that risk by willingly making your body and abode internet fodder, your argument becomes even more wonky.
As for your anonymity being violated, you’ve made a decisive point of not only identifying yourself to everyone here, but bemoaning ad nauseum how silly it is for people to engage in this type of thing…by continually chiming in to provide more personal information while posturing about how being supposedly educated, cultured, and above-it-all should make you exempt from the stigma of ill-advised Web tricking. As slippery slopes go, you lost your footing about twelves comments back. Apparently introspection and self-awareness aren’t Ph.D. requirements.
Oh, and the drapes are hideous.
Tim,I post on here regularly and I am not In anyway offended by your response to tony’s comment.
@Tim
I can tell you that nothing nefarious or even remotely elaborate goes in to selecting the images we feature on this site. Those that aren’t forwarded directly to us are culled from any number of free public blogs featuring hundreds upon hundreds of anonymous nudes in a gamut of settings with nothing in the way of personal information. There’s just no need for us be hacking into private sites with the utter wealth of content out there that’s available from our typical sources. Maybe your photo was once indeed on a private site, but by the time we encountered it, it was just one of the many available with the click of a mouse and only a modicum of effort to encounter. Whatever expectation of privacy you may have claimed had long since evaporated, and we had no reason to presume it existed to begin with.
@ Tim. From a rhetorical perspective, you’ve fallen into Caladonia’s trap. Your initial argument was that it is morally inferior/more shallow to mock naked photos than to post naked photos (I paraphrase). He ignored that topic completely and took you down a legal “expectation of privacy” argument. And while a reasonable expectation of privacy is a viable standard to use in ascertaining the need for a search warrant, it doesn’t address the issue of moral supremacy/lack of shallowness between the uses of photos. Not that there are not still valid arguments on either end of that, but I just thought I’d point that out in case you want to go with your earlier point. I only say that because I can’t bear to look at the most recent picture (not you) one more time and despite the alleged wealth of pictures out there, the editors appear to have taken the summer off and refuse to post more images for me to shallowly mock – preferring, instead, to leave the room that time forgot up until the end of time.
Oh Tony,
First thing, I’m a girl (shocking, I know), and secondly, I didn’t “trap” anyone. His argument was lame from the get-go. Essentially, he’s arguing he should have some morally superior control over a medium that everyone knows is fluid and hightly unpredictable at best. He may be attractive and attention-hungry, but how does that make him any different from the countless number of people who have to deal with the consequences of ill-advised nudie shots? And yeah, claiming that showing your ass of to a select audience is somehow more classy than being ribbed for your questionable decor by a broader one is a pretty flimsy pole to raise your flag on.
Caledonia -
Your last two posts put a lot of words in my mouth (and make a lot of typographical, grammatical, and vocabulary errors). I never claimed to be morally superior to anyone. I simply said that choosing to post a nude picture of oneself is less immoral than re-posting and mocking it. Your responses take on the approach of ad hominum attack more and more each tine. Name-calling does not make your arguments stronger. Indeed, this conversation gives no insight into my level of introspection or self-awareness in the least. And yes, the window treatments are cheap. Next time you want to pay to furnish my place for me, send me a check and I will put whatever “drapes” your little heart desires.
Shawn -
I do realize that there is nothing nefarious in your selection of photos. This site is witty and sometimes funny. I do not have a problem with the remarks the editors make. It is the silly comments by people like Caledonia that make your site less enjoyable – the comments that move the point of the site away from somewhat intellectually stimulating posturing about decor to attacking people who have no ability to respond.
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Tim,
Still, you did imply that you were violated and that Lurid Digs is an “immoral” party to that, which I think is a tad melodramatic on your part. I’m not sure within your standard of morality exactly how taking a nude photo is somehow more seemly than talking about a nude photo — the mission statement of this site is really focused on the backdrops anyway — but you’ve put that point at issue. Frankly, Cal does have a legitimate point about the level of control and privacy you can expect on the Net, and that’s something you don’t seem to want to confront. Just working for this site has been enough to put me off ever taking a nude photo under any circumstances because they have an endless shelf life and can end up in anyone’s hands. The truth is you have no idea who re-posted your image where or when. It may very well have been one of the registered members from your site. Teenage kids are forever getting into hot water for doing the exact same thing, and certainly you shouldn’t be as naive. There’s such a thing as assumption of risk, and I have trouble believing that didn’t occur to you at the time this photo was snapped.
Cal — I think I may love you, even if you are a female, lol. Anyone who can use “expectation of privacy” and “flimsy pole to raise your flag on” (in such a thinly veiled sexual reference) without skipping a beat is a godess!
So I wonder, does it ultimately matter whether it is more immoral/shallow to post a pick or to talk about the pic? Does the less shallow of the two preclude engaging in the more shallow act? If that were the case, then doing neither would possibly trump both and I will just see you all at the next bible study class instead; because we would all be out of business.
When you subject yourself to judgment, even it it’s because you have a phenomenal ass and want people to respond positively, then you have to assume the risk that they will respond negatively as well. That’s really the bottom line (sorry for that pun but I couldn’t resist).
To Tim’s credit, I think he was definitely a good sport about it all and has proven himself far from shallow. To LD and the posters’ credit, I think the site is generally pretty good about keeping things from getting too personal or mean spirited.
It’s a dirty little life — if you live it right. There are all kinds f moral lapses and shallow activities that we engage in. Part of being gay is cruising for sex. Part of being gay is kiki’ing about guys who are cruising for sex. It’s what we do. Go for it!
You just KNOW that he sticks that horse tale up his ass and prances around his room like Mr. Ed. His girlfriend thinks it’s cute and so do I.
The red briefs make for a nice contrast with the black curtains and grey walls
It’s nice the briefs are around his knees so we can see his substantially cute butt!
Yes, that’s a wig on the desk, and a scalp hanging from the curtain rod. I think the mess on the bed IS the drag queen.