David: It’s common knowledge amongst green-thumbers that poinsettias should be placed in a dark closet and forced to wait-out the spring, summer and fall, before being put back on display for Christmas. Here some pushy bastard thinks he can prolong the festive season past Easter and into the Fourth of July. This only causes the plant distress, leaving it vulnerable to mites, white fly and quite possibly swine-flu. For shame.
Evn: Proof that even Tom of Finland had off days.
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i need a docent to help my with my artistic interpretation. Is that guy being humped by a lion, who itself is being humped by Jesus? Is that right?
I now have a whole new view on “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”
I am speechless.
Anyone who owns a cat will know that being Frenched by a tongue that big and raspy is not something one easily sleeps through.
Unless it’s the K, which might explain the two-headed Jesus-meets-stumpy-bodied-lion a la Centaur thing he’s being humped by. Drugs would also explain why the god awful 70’s rumpus-room wood panelling hasn’t ripped down yet.
The frame is obviously stock, and NOT a custom framing job- Ikea, perhaps? The other frame, behind the plant, confirms this. And a basement location (one hopes) would explain why the poinsettia looks so anemic.
But, to end on a positive note, I do like the facial hair and work-boots. Or boot, as the case may be. Takes me back to the porn I used to shoplift as a child.
Who knew Jesus was an ass-man?
How did he get his pants off over his boots….or why did he put his socks and boots on and nothing else? Perhaps all this exhusted the poor dear as is why he fell asleep and dreamed of Lions and Jesus. The Poinsettia is of the plant family Euphorbiaceae. Same family as the Crown-Of-Thorns
It is all starting to make sense now.
So… the 70’s Gay porn star is being butt-fucked by a lion who in turn is being butt-fucked by – wait for it – Jesus. And the porn star’s fast asleep (I hope) while the lion doesn’t even seem to notice Jesus’… ministrations. (So much for the King of Kings!) Artwork like this is what comes of insisting that Homosexuals “pray their Gay away.” Mormons, take note.
And don’t get me started on the knotty pine paneling.
if you accept the gay doctrine of decorating with invisible quotation marks, this all makes sense, especially of the picture of james brolin doing the heimlich to the plushie who’s just coughed up a hairball that looks like tom green.
挺不错的画。
Very good painting.
想交个40左右的朋友。
Would like to pay about 40 friends.
Never put a potted plant in front of a framed picture. For fuck’s sake. That’s just gay.
Nice 1980’s wood paneling.
Proof that even Tom of Finland had off-days.
The thing is, I heard that felines, especially lions, have a barbed penis, which would make the total bottom the Scarecrow, who obviously lacked “brains” to recognize this biological fact. So, now that three of the four icons of The Wizard of Oz are portrayed in this object d’art, one has to wonder: Where is the Tin Man?
(yes, Jesus is a big ole Dorothy. You go Girl!)
Did you ever have a friend that you had known for awhile when you discovered some odd quirk about them? While once again visiting my friend’s home, he took me into his huge attic (this was once an officer’s quarters) on a defunct military base. It was filled with religious icons. Some rather large. It didn’t seem to matter to him what the icon was as long as there was some religious connection. Even if that connection was contrived. That’s what I see here. Begin with ‘the lion will lie down with the lamb’ and add an artist who sees sensitive beauty in the nude male. The phrase ‘lie down with’ gets a possibly new interpretation. There are problems with translating from language to language. The Holy Spirit seems to be there as a protector or somehow to show the two how to live together in peace. Add all this to knotty pine wall paneling and you get someone thoughtful, sensitive and quirky. So, no, I don’t find the flower oddly placed and no matter where it is placed, the flower won’t grow at the wrong time of year. This image was obviously captured months ago. As for the artwork, it may be time to say, “John, we need to have a serious talk.”
Blasphemy and bestiality. You gotta admire a twofer like that.
As the grandson of a Southern Baptist minister from Corbin, Kentucky (the home of Kentucky Fried Chicken), I immediately recognized this illustration.
SBC folk believe that the holy spirit abides WITHIN you.
The hymn, ” Let’s Go Down at the Glory, Glory, Glory Hole” references lube and lions. (But sadly, not droids…..)
I like to think that those two were just going at it when a thirsty lion happened to run in, got sandwiched, and went with it.
The seventies were indeed a more liberal time.
If you put a pointsettia (or any plant) in a dark closet for 9 months, it will most assuredly die. Put it outside on the porch then bring it in before risk of frost. During the summer it will be green and vegetative, and will return to a colored blooming state when daylight hours get short in the winter.
So, is it bad that I’ve seen enough weird fanart that I recognize the guys in the drawing? The one on the right is Viggo Mortensen, and the one on the bottom is Hugh Jackman. I don’t recognize the lion.
i stil lthink it’s james brolin, a plushie and tom green. makes more sense.
I think It’s an Illustration from the Eric Gill bio.
Pride- Gay Pride
of lions
of loins
of gay loins
of gay lions
Jesus!
Pride goeth before a fall
don’t fall in front of lions
Lion down
Lyin’ ho down
This Image of the lion fucking the hottie was sed as a logo for a San Francisco bar called “The Lion Pub” back in the ’70’s.
This image of the lion fucking the hottie was used as a logo for a San Francisco bar called “the Lion Pub” back in the ’70’s.
Someone has added the Jesus(?) figure to this gay advertising icon which is why the pencil strokes are heavier on him and he doesn’t quite fit into the field of the piece.
Someone call “PETA”!
I was just telling someone the other day about the hot poster for the Lion Pub in San Francisco and wishing I could see it again. As Harry remarked, the original poster did *not* feature our Lord and Savior.
OTOH, this is a three-way you can dine out on for the rest of your life.
I had no idea they were filming. jesus!
This candid photo was taken by detectives hired by a certain white tiger, when it suspected Siegfried and Roy was cheating behind her furry butt with some skanky-assed lion. Roy’s unfortunate accident soon followed.
Accident? Or the bitter vengeance of a love-triangle gone horribly wrong? You decide.
Hey I have that t-shirt sans Jesus!
Must admit I had prayed in that bar a few times.
Was the Jesus pasted in or edited out ? http://www.holytaco.com/lion-humps-man-graphite-paper
This was definitely worth an entry ! Nothing matches nothing. Good shot.
Double penetration ?
Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom” redux or just reductio ad absurdum.
is that Micheal Jackson’s bedroom?
Huh. I had no idea it was a print when I saw this in an icky gay bar in Denver, CO many moons ago. Of course, I didn’t look too closely, because I was distracted by the fact that the guy had wandered into the lion habitat in only boots & socks. The copy I saw was sans Jesus, thank . . . well, thank Jesus. That would have put me off my drink for sure.
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I think this dramatic drawing would be best presented against a back drop of red velvet wallpaper rather than panelling. I want to connect with the blood thirstiness of the scene with splashes of vibrant red. Panelling is making the drawing seem more passive and tranquil. The drama is missing for me in this interior.
Guys, guys, guys…I’ve loled, rofloled you name it I’ve laughed hysterically, mainly because I have known and fucked some of the cuter ones in these unfortunate surroundings, ,
but you seemed to miss the point of what is wrong withthis picture..(and No, I found no humor here, and really don,t want to see who lives here)guys, there is a huge pictorial of Jesus overseeing or participating in some capacity of a lio fucking an otherwise good looking guy..and the only comments were about that fucking sad potted plant? have we become so jaded or j or have we become so overly p.c. that there are no bounderies anymore..well we need to redefine the line..there really r some unacceptable things in this world..damn.
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lions and jesus and bears…oh my!