Richard: Funny story: I’ve been here before. Figuratively speaking. As in, I have been plagued by this same problem: how to combine Wal-Mart curtains, hand-me-down Chinoiserie, and the furniture from my college dorm room into a beach house environment suitable for Cockapoos. I was never able to answer that question; clearly, daddycakes wasn’t either. On the upside, I bet all the slaves he keeps chained to the lanai really enjoy that fold-out doggie bed.
Drew: My train of thought was derailed (not that it was going anywhere crucial) by the carpet-on-carpet thing, which always makes me think of the late 19th C. fad for having a “Turkish Corner” with kalims and throw pillows and such. With those thoughts in my head, awareness suddenly dawned: this room is meant to be experienced at floor level! Why, spending an evening a weekend weeks on end sprawling on the plush carpet eating Cheez-Poofs and watching television while the lhasa apsu licks your footsies surrounded by all that blue must be quite a memorable experience.
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I’d still suck his dick.
First off, Daddycakes is hot.
Secondly, and based soley on his facial expression, I suspect that D. was completely caught off guard in this situation. My guess, this time based on the deliberate placement of the stuffed toys and the plastic tubs of snack mix, is that D. spent his afternoon creating an atmosphere for a very specific paramour, only to have someone else entirely to walk through the front door. I’m intrigued.
Oh, wait… is that a little lighthouse on the end table? Now that’s just silly. I take everything else back.
He’s hot. I’d do him. But I’d hope he’d have the decency to blindfold me first.
Hmmm. Given the wood paneling in this singlewide/doublewide is THIS the home of the Al Parker/Lion/Jesus 3 way?
is THIS the home of the Al Parker/Lion/Jesus 3 way?
Nah. This room has natural light.
I tremble in terror caused by the metaphorical and actual blueness of this room. But I’d still like to know what is playing on the TV.
I’m glad everyone else is saying daddycakes is hot, cuz I’d hit that in a heartbeat! Right after I left Superdaddy’s house. LOL.
Hmmm… I’m trying to find something lurid in the room. But all I see is a hot man. Oh, and an area rug that matches the curtains, both in color and pattern. And a nice cock. And nice balls. And a duck decoy. Oh, and a really hot muscley daddycakes man.
YAY! I like this one. More please! K thx.
Meh
Well, I guess I’ll be staying with Superdaddy, because this guy does nothing for me. Plus…it looks like we have shaved pubes again. Argh. He probably has black sheets, too.
OK, on to the room….yeah, it looks like a trailer. And he probably has a dog. Probably a very small one named Foo Foo or something equally inane. And that’s a filing cabinet there, probably where he keeps his porn stashed, right next to Foo Foo’s veterinary records. Foo Foo is on six different medications, you know. The photo looks like he was taken by surprise, just after filing away a porn magazine, explaining his tumescent state.
The curtains aren’t bad on their own but against that panelling they’re just wrong. The little trunk in the background isn’t bad. The blue rug is a bit of overkill, though. And the stuffed animals all over the place give a hint of a kid’s playroom, rather than an adult’s seduction den.
Now if you’ll pardon me, Superdaddy will be flying to my rescue….
I think he still lives at home, and this is the room he grew up in… Daddy is a Momma’s boy… Of course, he is hot, and I would still sick his dick…
Is it just me or has he got that Chinese-themed rug on top of wall-to-wall carpeting?
Ok…this is obviously the real “Wrestler” so brilliantly played by Mickey Rourke in the movie of the same name. The shock must be that this photo was taken when he was caught in his daughters best friends moms room, which explains why she was so pissed at him in the movie.
I think he’s hot, great cock but I would not be able to concentrate on sex while being in that room. We would have to move it outside.
I agree the shaved pube thing has to stop!!!
all i can think is that this is the Singlewide of Misfit Toys, he’s a kewpie doll grown up and gone bad, and herbie tok the picture. *shudder*
How about that Costco® Sized Cheezy-Poof container, next to the Costco® sized Dog Biscuit Jug? Oh, Daddy is a feeder.
This room screams PREPARED … but when I start to wonder, “for what?” I get dizzy and hear the theme from Twin Peaks.
One wonders if the stuffed animals are decoration or chew toys for the absent puppy. That they’re both staring at the camera just adds fuel to the fire.
Also, blue pleather couch/chair in the right corner? That’s just too much.
Sorry? I’m so busy bending over in front of him examining that rug I can’t pay too much attention
Perhaps the only instance where, seeing a room done entirely in blue, one still can’t determine whether the carpet matches the drapes… Speaking of drapes, only Bob Mackie could really do these justice.
if bob mackie were here he would slap your face.
He’s hot – the room is not – but I just keep thinking what it must smell like…
Old Dog Piss
Alpo caked on a dog dish
Cheese Doodle crust
Cigarette Smoke
Even Febreze would give up!
Another reason to love outdoor sex.
Hey,
No one else noticed that the walls, dimensions and window positions give this little tidbit away; Dude lives in a trailer.
He’s still a GDILF though.
scroll back. several people noticed it’s a mobile home. i’d guess downwardly.
Yet another burly dude of… a certain age with a predilection for stuffed animals. In fact, I’m more than a bit worried that the stuffed puppy is the one he bought the fold-out doggy bed for. Hmmm…
Well, obviously the whole room just hangs off that faux-Ming rug. So much so that it’s the only clutter-free zone in the entire room. The gauzy, periwinkle drapes are in incredibly overbearing, especially when coupled with those dark, heavy, matching curtains but I suppose their tonal relationship to the treasured rug made them irresistible to Ulric here.
I’m actually liking the steamer trunk, though! It’s just too bad that it’s stuck, land-bound, in this deep blue dump.
My train of thought was derailed (not that it was going anywhere crucial) by the carpet-on-carpet thing, which always makes me think of the late 19th C. fad for having a “Turkish Corner” with kalims and throw pillows and such. With those thoughts in my head, awareness suddenly dawned: this room is meant to be experienced at floor level! Why, spending
an eveninga weekendweeks on end sprawling on the plush carpet eating Cheez-Poofs and watching television while the lhasa apsu licks your footsies surrounded by all that blue must be quite a memorable experience.Blue is a notoriously difficult color to work with and best not left to amateurs. Anyone who’s seen enough HGTV color scheme programs knows the preferred choice for contrast with this deep hew would be chocolate brown, not the puke wood tones of the current cabinetry. From the second wood base visible between his ankles I believe that he is leaning on a desk, not filing cabinet, which would explain the position of the phone. This is mid-60’s faux Colonial maple, the kind your aunt had, sofas with arms wrought from wagon wheels, print cushions with ruffles and disturbing, deeply flounced shades on lamps in the shape of spinning wheels.
Well, lets work with what we’ve got. Rug on rug is wrong, but if you saw what was under this one you’d understand. It is also wrong to line everything up against the walls. SO: the trunk is the best piece, pull it out in front of the sofa for a coffee table, not so much for coffee as for comfort so you can put up your feet while jacking off to whatever that guy is doing on TV. Move the dog foo-foo-ton in its place under the window for better access to the porn DVD’s under the TV. The tall kitschy glass vial with giant stopper next to the trunk is the 2nd best piece, put it up on the desk for some dramatic height and to let the abundant light shine through it. Convenience would dictate that the overly-ornate Kleenex box next to the lighthouse be closer to the sofa, and considering the size and shape of said lighthouse, perhaps that should go there as well. All we need now is a chair for the desk, when all those calls start flooding in!!
At least the carpet matches the drapes….now for the room…..
i am betting good money that the dog has been banned from the room by daddy.
the last time he had a “slave” over, he stepped out for a fresh bottle of lube…
and found his pooch buried in his slave up to the knot!
i think i dont like it all bigger better the bears daddy
He WAS hot…at the bar. When I came home with him and discovered this 7-years-old-girls-room…I’d try to ran away, but he caught me and forced me to wear this childish dress, while he stroke my **** and kept repeating: “Mommy, mommy…mommy, dearest!”….And I’m 29!
I clicked on this pic totally expecting everyone to say he’s hot, and wasn’t disappointed. And when I suspect no one will find a guy hot? They don’t. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Uh huh, right.
One should NEVER use a plastic bucket of cheese doodles as a decorative accessory.
OHHH MMYYYY GGGGGGG
I wanna FUCK that hunk , no matter in what trailer …… OOOOHHHHH
This is one of those times were the daddy is so hot you don’t notice anything in the room. You are too busy looking at daddycakes and blowing him while your hands have a deathgrip on what look like round muscular glutes. Anybody know this guy? I wanna call him and be his butt-boy, and I am 42! P.S. Anybody wanna guess what is in that treasure chest on the floor?
he’s xxxxing HOT
This is not a suitable residence for any self-respecting Cockapoo.
You know, I like grrreat design, colors, amd furnishings-and I have good taste, but I’ll be dxxx if I’m walking into a room with a naked guy like this-and start thinking about the furniture,,,maybe “re-arrange” some furniture (in a sporadic fashion), but I’d would be more in the inkling to get down and do him,,,and him do me,,,I’d love that beard in my crotch,,,ymmmmm
ahhhhh BUT-get rid of the stuffed animals-not sexy, no no,,and make everything “wood” and “dk blues”
real “I could be here all night” feeling,,,Now here I go interior decorating, after what I just said (above)^
Daddy? literally!! And who doesn’t like someones father.. WOOF!