June 29, 2009

Richard: To the casual observer, True Blood might seem pretty awesome, but lemme tell you: this right here is the Undead Non-Lifestyle in action. Which is to say: not awesome at all. Imagine never being able to finish a home improvement project because all the good paint and fabric stores close at 6pm. Imagine centuries of half-assed self-portraits acquired from emo art students who kept hoping you’d “convert” them, but they were all so unbearably affected, you dumped ‘em like every other mortal did. Imagine the never-ending Seasonal Affective Disorder that comes from living in the dark. Where would you find the motivation to go on not-living?

Dash: I never thought I’d ever type these words and trust me, I am as shocked and dismayed as you will be … I’d kill for pastel right about now.


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