David K.: Never, ever apply paint atop textured wallpaper. Notice, here, how the do-it-yourselfer abandoned the project and attempted to conceal his mistake by placing a Korean-made landscape over the botch-job. This is incredibly disconcerting. Too, the entire aura of this room radiates lack of care and attention, like we’ve tumbled into one of those underground bomb shelters that were the rage during World War II. I will give props on how the Bologna Pink bedspread/cover perfectly matches the guy’s mangina. Though, given the apathy shown the rest of the room, I’d imagine this was simply (1) a lucky coincidence or (2) results related to the color-sensitive eye of the anal bleaching expert he visited last week.
Allentownboy: I’m confused by which is the bomb shelter in this picture…
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That poor, poor girl (i mean the one in the photo). LOL!
WIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNAs1K7nbo
Being a child star from the 70’s is a bitch. But, if the pitch worked then, it still has threads now.
Give credit that all-paintings-hang-low is true signal of a power bottom!
Seems we have unearthed a fresh, new Goatse.cx for 2009.
The Titty-Pink Chenille simulates the lining of his rectum – inviting, yet treacherous. Sadly, our poor subject has not been informed that chenille became passé some time last century.
I’m confused by which is the bomb shelter in this picture…
What is that cord behind the Korean painting? I hope he didn’t think that thing merited a picture light? Maybe it’s just a short cut to the electric dildo machine. I actually think he’s rather cute and sweet. I think it’s lovely when they want to give up their manginas so effortlessly.
Chuck, I think, and pray to God I’m wrong, that cord means the picture IS the picture light. The thought of sex on that couch with the only light in the room coming from that landscape, I’ll never have an erection again. The cure is to gaze at SuperDaddy for, say, an hour.
You know, at first this seems a bit innocuous. But if you really let it steep, this is really one of the most disturbing images I’ve seen here, mangina or no.
is that kelly osbourne on the poster? his bomb shelter at least isnt lube covered or seeping…. two plusses as i would hate for any of that to get on the lovey couch cover….
I keep thinking of pink bubblegum and contortionists. It sorta makes my jaws hurt.
the rules for the Munts Across America time trial are simple: go somewhere inappropriate, get naked, show pink, get photographed, get dressed and get out immediately.
jeff won the semi-finals, but margaret cho’s grandmother would never be quite the same again.
Isn’t this the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? If it is, well, then I can say that we’ve seen both his frontal bits AND his hole-y bits now….
Looks more like a young Jon Lovitz. Now, I must scrape my brain.
I’m waiting for ping pong balls to shoot out of his mangina at any moment.
The picture is a replica of a piece of Swedish http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hötorgskonst. If my grandpa’s house didn’t contain one with precisely that motif atleast it was close enough to make me curse.
Further, the girl sporting Mickey and Minnie graduated from class SP3e – social science – of a Swedish gymnasium – 10:th to 12:th grade college. The name most certainly reads Anna-Stina on the, now stickless, placard her parents and relatives once waited underneath outside the school building.
It’s James Spader’s nephew. He misunderstood his uncle’s advice about “whoring himself out for the camera”.
Garry, maybe you’re right about the Asian painting being the picture light itself. When the louvers flip back we’ll realize it’s a cleverly disguised bar sign for Tsingtao beer. He does sort of look like that guy from ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall.’ I am still trying to forget his front side!
Is this a new ride at Disney?
“Hungry Hole Caverns” ( You must be “this hard” ———> to ride this ride!)
Um, ….I’m just resting.
Where are The Teacups?
The the sight of his male caregiver in such a compromising position caused Charles Foster Kane to utter his last words as the snow globe which he clutched in his dying fingers slipped from his grasp…
“Rosebud”
The strip of duct tape above the Goodwill art find is a nice touch.
i always thought charlie kane was hungry and asking for some roast beef.
The Pepto-pink chenille throw is guaranteed boner-shrinker on its own, but the half-wallpaper, half-paint background could make one’s gorge rise. The electrified picture could be ironic given the right setting, but here it’s just depressing. The weird picture to the side just compounds the catastrophe here. Is that some Korean drag queen trying to be Annette Funicello?
The centerpiece, the young man’s frank presentation of his sphincter, is made interesting by an expression where he’s evidently trying to smile through what appears to be a fairly uncomfortable position. He’s probably hoping that his corn-fed Midwestern air will win him beaux, but that dismal setting means quick encounters only, as guys leave with parallel lines imprinted on their knees, and for days afterward will find lint of a particular noxious shade of pink in unexpected places.
This was a little more meat than he had expected Eric.
Everyone sing along, now……..
“Throw up your legs to JE-SUS!
keep the spirit in you all night long…….
Throw up your legs to JE-EE-SUS!
‘cuz heaven knows you really love the dong………..”
—Yes, I admit it. I love four-square gospel music–
i think this poor fella is suffering from the irish curse, all potatoes & no meat.
His mom’s ratty chenille bedspread as a slipcover, his sister’s ancient pop poster & his grandfather’s barber-shop landscape as wall art, the failed/lazy attempt at painting over the [admittedly repulsive] wallpaper…
Stewie, you’re 23! When are you gonna move out of your parent’s basement, stop playing with yourself and DO something with your life, already?!
Kudos on the cleanliness, though. That is one pristine patootie! Hooray for Hygiene!
Irish Curse?
I beg your pardon!
Besides,you have to give him the benefit of the doubt. The “potatoes” are blocking the view!
Hmmmmph!
Jimbo- and his feet are fairly clean.
One can hardly discuss the design when there is none. Each object may be ok on it’s own, but together, nothing happens. Pisses me off. I’d like to slap his ass over this one.
Send in Super Daddy to ream him out over this lack of follow through.
What this space needs is a man’s touch.
That’s why I shave and anal bleach…
for a man’s touch or so you match the slipcover?
Oh my GOD! It’s a young Ray Romano years and years and years before landing “Everyone Loves Raymond.” It’s clear from the photo that Interior Decorating wasn’t going to be Ray’s vocation.
Uhm, that’s not how you do the “Gimme a U!!” cheer, buddy….
What a lovely picture, Ideal for rimming…. Beautiful!!!!
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Damn, the dude must be swedish cause the thing he has on his wall with the bomb shelter is one of those “studentplakat” (graduation poster) that we have when we graduate high school..haha
As “ran” is saying, the so called “Korean” painting is definitely Swedish, as is the girl in the photo, as are the colours of the ribbon, blue and yellow, around the photo.
I’ve actually got a painting similar to his (mostly because I have connections to the artist in question). They are typically Swedish alright, depicting the north of our beautiful country. And in the right setting, they are actually quite nice.
This is not one of those settings…
is this the guy from Scrubs…or little brother?
My parents have exactly the same Laponian/Swedish landscape in the living room. Nostalgia.
I’ve typed this same comment in another post: With my tongue and face buried in this boy’s pink hole, I probably wouldn’t notice the interior.
I’d say he did a good job in trying to distract the eye from noticing the interior. However, there’s something about that picture of his sister on the wall that’s frightening.