David K.: Religious relics (the Bible, not the homeowner) shouldn’t really be placed on display so blatantly, within any room of the home. This is especially true should the evening involve any sort of ‘hosting’ arrangements. I mean, put yourself in your trick’s shoes (or tranny-heels): He’s agnostic, you’re Born Again. Not good! It sets the evening off on the wrong foot (I couldn’t resist), especially during this season of the Republican Decline; any reference to the old Fundamentalist Order is quite off-putting (and dick-wilting), so lock up the Good Book before the guest arrives. Other than that, I do like this surreal bedspread. No cat in the animal kingdom has spots so gargantuan. This imparts a sort of carefree boldness to the homeowner, broadcasting something like: “I’m wild in a larger than life way. Look out!” Fabulous. But not so much that reference (again with the religious trinkets) to the Easter Rabbit. Remove from ledge at once!
ericthewriter: Even though the duvet print will hide a multitude of sins, god should be left out of some equations.
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Fr O’Malley had never quite given up on his teenage dream of being a decorator before the call of the Lord finally got so loud he had to follow it.
But he let his teenage dream out in subtle ways, such as his bedspread, and in a fit of pious whimsy he enjoyed having his Bible and prayer cards sitting there as well. It also gave a good excuse for bringing the altar boys in for “catechising” and explaining the notion of an altar and a sacrifice for the Lord.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
I know guys who decorate like this. They like it and are usually from the country. He won’t let you change the room. It is “him” and he is proud of it. Nothing showy or pretentious.
I’d prefer that he turn off the AC and install a window fan for those late night or autumn encounters. Perhaps, after the big game. Did I catch a whiff of Old Spice?
Why, Reverend Skankley! You mad, impetuous schemer, you!
First you lure me to your “Jungle Room” with vague promises of exotic missionary lore and shared scripture but then you get me down here and you offer me… The Rapture!
Five will get you ten that this is a Southern household.
The heirloom bible is bad enough, but did you notice that it’s leaning against a skanky (heart-shaped?)red pillow with a photo of Jesus (or the Maharishi)sewn onto it? Egads!
I love the homegrown “picture in picture” effect he’s created in the background. Again, it screams out for a bucket of KFC.
The bunny? Possessed. (Magnify it and look at the eyes!)
The bedspread? Stolen from my stepmother’s house. (Yes, she lives in Kentucky)
God,I probably went to high school with him…..
even though the duvet print will hide a multitude of sins, god should be left out of some equations.
tucking photos into the corners of picture frames? WHY?
shaving your pubes? WHY?
I am relieved that I cannot see the subject matter of those inset Polaroid® pictures. For I fear they are his parishioners, naked and post abuse.
Let me just say this about that.
So it is my understanding (from watching Top Design on Bravo and whatever on HGTV) that interior designers feel that it is important that the home reflect the personality of the occupant. Clearly, this is folly, as is illustrated so well here.
i think the trouble is he’s trying to reflect more than one of them at the same time, and sister mary boomboom is currently winning.
Binding one’s curtains to let the light in is so Tenderloin hovel, better to simply hang yourself and leave the curtains to screen the view from the street.
Title me: When NAIR Accident’s Happen
The white walls and lamp are bothersome with the animal print. It’s so common to see animal print on Lurid Diggs that I am seeing trends in the countryside: must be the disposable factor for hiding ass streaks and cum stains.
Whut is happening with the bible belt motif? Jesus just doesn’t fit into this potential threesome and who brings books to the bed anyway.
I will give benefit of the doubt that the mid-chest hair has turned white but first impression is that he started to shave and stopped without completing the job. The Pubic Hair problem: Clean up around the stalk but don’t go overboard with total removal.
Look at this guy’s eyes: I suspect it was a NAIR accident!
Lightning just struck my computer.
and the Lord saw his shaven parts and saw that it is good, that way …..
I bet this the unused bedroom of his late mother. The knotted curtain just adds to the not lived-in look. The bible and Christ picture serve as her pseudo-alter. The prayer card is from the wake. When his potential Craig’s List trick requested a face picture, he thought it safer posing in ‘ol mom’s room rather than revealing his own bedroom that looks like Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs could have lived there.
he’s a funeral director with a wild side…he can prove it
… Just thinking about that Mel Brook’s version of Moses coming down from the mount and drops one of the three tablets of stone containing the 15 commandments, now 10: I’m sure that that third tablet had a commandment covering something like this…
Clint is a religious man who has been praying to his Lord Jesus for a “burning bush” experience for years.
Last night, Clint learned that God does answer prayer.
He also learned that God has one twisted sense of humor.
Everything is footnoted! Under the large feline spread seems to be a second spread with a smaller print, the framed photos are given reference Polaroids, Jesus and the Easter bunny are in the same photo… I bet you the bible is annotated and that there’s a midget shrimping this guy just off camera.
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
The ONLY Jesus I want in a bedroom with me better be a young Latin boy with a smooth ass!
This is abominable! On soooo many levels.
Just wait until the congregation sees this picture in the church newsletter. Someone’s gonna have some explaining to do.
Pumping for Jesus
The type of ‘manscaping’ this pious man exhibits around his God-given genitalia is exactly how men who use penis pumps like to trim their pubes. Thick Vaseline and doughnut gaskets don’t like hairy crotches (or vice-versa).
If the topside accessories scare you (Bible, prayer cards, duvet cover), it’s the toys and accessories found UNDER the bed that should really instill the fear of God in you!!!