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Ghostbusters!
I would cover my face too…
Let’s just pray no one survived the crash…
It would appear the protagonist here has thrown up the white washcloth of surrender.
I’m glad he chose a white washcloth/cum rag to hide his face as if he was a veiled concubine of a Caliph. The veil not only matches the door, and the trim, but also the plantation shutters in the other room. I like it! Granted it’s nowhere as “gritty” as the previous man cave, but what is our protagonist saying here? I think he is saying “THIS is MY mancave; and it shall be a mancave of different textures, and shades of brown and white”! Such a bold statement no doubt convinced him to pose naked for the photo. Unfortunately he over reached on that decision.
PS: He did center himself quite nicely in the photo though.
Proving once again that multi-material decoration is possible. Not FEASIBLE, possible….
Marble, chrome, and dark-stained wood are about a chummy together as Hitler, Ghandi, and Superman at a gay bar. Something’s gotta give, y’all!
dare we call this style of bathroom decor Fart Deco?
Busy Beaver must have had a big clearance sale on tile, mirrors, lighting fixtures and chamois cloths. I get a scary feeling there might be a preparation for a big surprise party. I’m not as nauseated by the angles, but by the over all color scheme and tone.
Yes, some fabric would soften the hard angles and warm up the space. BUT, Jeez buddy, that’s just too little, too late.
This space is the literal embodiment of Being and Nothingness. Existentialism never looked so grim. Kierkegaard is checking his gay handbook to see what that white hankie symbolizes.
On the other hand, perhaps he just saw a rousing stage adaptation of Equus and was thus inspired.
Good Lord, what are those? Ten THOUSAND watt bulbs?! Every time I look at that picture I feel the compulsive need to flicker my headlights at this dude to get him turn down his brights! Meanwhile, adding insult to retinal damage, look at what they’re illuminating: those hideous chocolate & vanilla marzipan walls against which our amateur Salome is only just doffing that woefully insufficient Seventh Veil.
If ever a room cried out for BIG bath towels and a dimmer switch, this is it!
This looks like what might happen if someone tried spending Valentine’s Day in SILENT HILL…
Angling faux marble tile like that is just WRONG! This is like some nightmarish fun house with one of those kooky mirrors that misshapens the reflections. Unfortunately that is not the explanation for this interior horror show.
Honey it ain’t what you think it is, she is attempting to cover up that fact that 1 – works in Washington AND 2 another GAY republican. The senator is in the house, or should I say the hotel room – I feel sorry for the poor aid that has to endure the little poundings of both small pricks. Holiday Inn calls this room an upgrade…
Let’s try and figure out who it is, wanna?
The most disturbing thing in this picture is the GUY taking it!
kinda looks like kleenex boxes decoupaged onto the walls. i give him points for recycling, if nothing else.
i think i know who it is. i don’t wanna get banned, so let me just say it rhymes with pod tailin’.
Do “pod”’s ears stick out like that? Oh please, please, let there be a pod tailin’/wevi bohnston tape out there waiting to be released by some closeted aide with an axe to grind
JIMBO – LOL!!! Five stars for fitting a Salome’ reference in there : )
Damn. And I was looking forward to seeing the Larry Craig bathroom this Christmas.
Crap. You’ve ruined it for me!
Between the dizzying effect of the tile and the lights that are obviously powered by plasma directly from the sun, I feel like I should drop a tab of acid and listen to the Doctor Who theme song on repeat for HOURS!
did Dr Who have a spinoff called ‘miss thing’? cuz if he did i bet the portal’s in the shower.
These comments are less about the decor than they are about this guy’s photography techniques.
Point #1: As a rule, and this includes the confusing, advance technology of cell-phone photography, when using a filter to soften the look of a photograph, the filter should be placed IN FRONT of the camera/lens.
Point #2: With some notable exceptions (One being Lucy’s version of “Mame” where all close-ups of the star were shot through denim – not gauze.(Thank you, Guardian Angel Ethel Mae Potter! ), the material chosen for the filter should be transparent or at least translucent. Not opaque.
Point #3: Many beautiful shots have been the result of a “mistake”. Removing the wash cloth wouldn’t help.
Or, we’ve all been fooled and we’re not be looking at what we think we’re looking at: The bright lights may not be wall sconces. Maybe…..They’re HEADLIGHTS!
Perhaps our boy, “Kitten with a Hip,” was chosen to drop the handkerchief to signal the start of this Friday’s big, nekid, bathroom drag race (America’s fastest rising underground cult) and he’s just recording his posterior for posterity?!
The wall color(s) I like. But the choice of metal for the light fixture should be a more in the gold family. I know that folks have been brain-washed into thinking that gold is ‘over’, but it ain’t. Don’t make me name the current queen of “My Hair is Naturally Gold” to illustrate my point.
I agree that the lighting needs a dimmer. Probably one that won’t let you reach the “I can see clearly now” setting. This intense light enhances one’s worse features. And some of us have so many. No…I wasn’t looking at YOU when I said that. Touch–eee.
Although I like the angles, they give the feeling that if I enter the room my butt might get pricked. Ya know? I’m just SO not into that. Who snickered? That’s just so rude you know. Half-inch idiot.
I’ll give the designer a 7 out of 8. I’m holding back for someone more worthy. Someone whose design pulls me in. (Looking) Nope…no one here fits the bill.
I think someone got a little too excited that they were able to talk the check-in guy at Binion’s into a room upgrade. Yes, the powder-coated fixtures are lovely, but you don’t need to go into a naked frenzy over it.
Seeing that this was photographed with a camera phone, I can only imagine the phone network crashing from the tastelessness of this image bouncing around the MMS data streams.