Shawn: All this DayGlo pastel mixed with the acrylic palm frond theme — it’s like a Saved By The Bell set was left standing all these years. I’m guessing hotel here, but not just any hotel; this is a serious tourist trap named The Crystal Reef or the Dolphin Lagoon, complete with a clam shell pink courtyard fountain and a King Triton sculpture in the lobby. We’re talking the likely setting for a nudist retreat. I am heartened by the fact that the vertical blinds, beside tables, and lamps are shell pink also — that’s a cohesive commitment to a decor motif, though I feel like the floral bedspread should have some sort of marine pattern to fully complete the effect. Hyper-nervous insomniac/minimalist that I am, I’m not convinced that I could actually sleep in this setting without an eye mask, but maybe they’re showing a double feature of Creature From The Haunted Sea and The Mermaids of Tiburon in the rec room?

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