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January 9, 2013

Eric: I’ve just returned from vacation. Bear with me while I get back into the zone and try to frame a Sphinxter joke.

Our recumbent He-opatra can say it ain’t so until frogs fall from the sky, but this bed is a shrine, a big gay altar to a young Egyptian dragqueen. Pharaoh Fawcett-Majors, I’m guessing.

As such, being plagued by decorative restraint is a curse easily broken. Bring on the oil lamps, I say. Dust off the gauzy linen sheets. Don’t scrimp on the slyly pornographic hieroglyphs and jokey cartouche. Paint a big red smear on the door. Flaunt your big black Annubis and don’t be afraid to stick out your asp.

Even though it isn’t quite enough for this space, that amazing technicolor bedspread brings only one thought back to my mind — I love Andrew Lloyd Weber. I hope someone sets his work to music someday.
And I would never say it isn’t so.

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Mick

The author of the image you’ve presented aimed high (aimed low?) and fell far, far short. Here below, I think, is a sample of how blackness and roundness and unashamed artifice can be seen to be deliciously beautiful.
Uncle Norman

The word ‘Anal’ comes to mind.
Frill Neck Lizard

Has Rhianna done a Cleopatra thing now? Say thats not her on the bed!! Apart from the position of ‘Rhianna’ [on bed, not framed print], this looks like 2 distinct rooms fused together by that pastel waterfall of stripes.On the left with the crooked table lamp the ambiance is much more subdued with beige & natural tones to play down & complement the striated bedspread. On the right however there is the ghastly floral glass lamp with equally ghastly[ if not downright offensive] floral basket display & ceramic vase. I’m all for flowers if thats your thing, but keep it real or many will squeal. I’m assuming that a couple occupy this bed & maybe the person who sleeps on the left has a little more….taste. The hint of a plastic walker/ladder/chair/commode on the right pretty much adds fuel to this assumption as well as the afterthought ‘ I’m hanging my blue lotus picture up as well !!” Sigh, yes its crooked. Oh the compromise of relationships.

The best redeeming feature of this pic , by no accident i’m sure,is of course that ebony ‘throw’ on the bed. Quite a ‘Diamond’ really. Yet still the framed ‘Rhianna’ looks doubtful.
Adam

I’m just trying to figure out HOW out man broke into Barbara Walters bedroom. Like those naughty burglars who touch nothing, and then send a photo of your toothbrush up their arse.
Mr Nosy

Uh,I believe Wamsutta states quite firmly on their packaging: “Not responsible for any distortions arising from striped bedding product being placed in a non-longitudinal manner,in relation to bed.” Of course, retiring to Nana’s guest boudoir after directing a grueling choir rehearsal, can leave most anyone just a wee bit design dyslexic.
RedBackFur

Fake Flowers in a bedroom always conjure up scent memories of Dust and Foot Powder. Be gone with them!
Frank

Is that a pile of mattresses on the far left? Or Kleenex boxes?
jimmythedecorator

Good gawd, mismatched bed table lamps! I’m gonna be sick.
Fitzie

It’s awful. All of it. But, nothing can forgive a white plastic lawn chair in a bedroom.
Barriobajaj

Robert Mapplethorpe is rolling over in his grave

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