Steve: "Oh, what? Sorry, I was just working on some things down here. No, it’s alright — come on down. None of this is technically ready to be viewed yet, but I think you can see where it’s going. It’s all about nature and confinement. But the thing is… I can’t find a good way to work in more than just six of seven of these hats, and my iguana escaped from her terrarium last night. She’s here someplace. Bessie! Bessie! Come back!"
 

David: Thanks to everyone for stopping in and making this one of the most popular gay blogs circulating the posh new realm of Web 2.0 (whatever in the fuck that is.) Please keep sending in your catastrophes — because, well, without them we’re nothing.

Oh, too, thanks for voting for us in Cybersocket’s Best Adult Blog category. We’ll mention each of you when we accept our award in Hollywood next month.

David K.
 

“I’m your kitchen dancer,
A dancer for money,
I’ll do what you want me to do.
I’m your kitchen dancer,
A dancer money,
Any old music will do.”

Steve: Seriously though, this guy helped paint my living room. Not the best craftsmanship; that’s all I can really say.

Occasionally words fail the beleaguered group of souls who comprise our Panel of Experts.

When those moments occur we let an old Chinese chestnut dominate our thought process: “A picture saves a thousand words.”

Although, in the following entry we have several pictures for you. The best of the unmentionables. The very finest that interior design in Gay America has wrought (or destroyed).

Lurid Digs’ Calvacade of Calamities

Hat tip to Frank for the above three “Kodak Moments.”