Under the Top: A Monk's Bunk

Richard: Going bare isn't for everyone. It's hard work and requires loads of planning. If you think over-the-top is daunting, just try going under-the-top.

Seriously, any idiot with a Walmart gift card can buy a bunch of crap for the casa. Scuffed table? Put a doily on it! Hole in the wall? That inspirational cat poster will cover it just fine. Maximalism can be artful, but the way most people do it, it's more properly called "thrift store tornado aftermath". Or "hoarding".

Minimalism, though? That takes balls. Designers can dream about a minimalist room, but if that room hasn't been properly drywalled, taped, and painted, fuck it, game over. Do you trust your contractors to pull off stunts like that? If so, please pass me their numbers, because at last count, I had 27 in my contacts list, and tragically, all were born without clues.

This sparsely decorated monk's bunk is what I'd call "mostly successful". If the walls were a more personal color and the outlet weren't so plastic-y, maybe we could assume they were thoughtful choices. However, it's more likely that we've stumbled into an apartment complex whose owner went hog wild at Home Depot's annual Dover White sale. That said, I'd fuck the shit out of the navy/gray headboard and bed--so long as they've been Scotchgarded for easy clean-up, of course.

Comments

Cheap goods

Johnc951 remarks:

Really appreciate you sharing this post.Thanks Again. Really Great. dbeekkcefckf

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:12

Cheap goods

Johnk599 remarks:

I don't usually comment but I gotta admit thanks for the post on this great one bkgfcddggebf

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:12

John

Smithb343 remarks:

Wonderful beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a blog site? The account aided me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast offered bright clear idea baadedgbkdeacgcb

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:13

Cheap goods

Johnd436 remarks:

You made some really good points there. I checked on the internet for additional information about the issue and found most people will go along with your views on this site. kddgegfececc

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:13

Cheap goods

Johng784 remarks:

Your goal is to breed all the different dragons available eedddgfdedac

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:13

John

Smithc83 remarks:

Hello, Neat post. There is a problem with your website in web explorer, may check this IE still is the market leader and a large component of folks will leave out your magnificent writing because of this problem. kddadffddddfadbg

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:14

Cheap goods

Johna937 remarks:

Wow, marvelous blog structure! How long have you been running a blog cbfekedfccdb

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:14

Cheap goods

Johnc831 remarks:

If you are going for best contents like myself, just pay a quick visit this web page everyday since it offers feature contents, thanks egdbdckcefdd

Fri, 03/31/2017 - 00:14

Beef, it's whats for dinner

trouble94114 remarks:

I'm not sure if the headboard and the bed that are the only things in this room I'd "fuck the shit" out of.

Sat, 05/13/2017 - 21:44

Add new comment