The Considerate Ways of an Ugly Blanket

David: There's nothing like self-awareness married to consideration to ease the potential pain you might cause a loved one who harbors a cleanliness fetish. And because this guy is aware that he's a slave to his various ADD compulsions, he is keeping things real for his mom by:

• Bringing his own snacks, lots of snacks (like his favorite cabernet to compliment his Captain Crunch), carefully assembled on a placemat for end table protection.
• Having a dime on the ready should he need to go down to the corner to make a phone call to report a fire. (Do phone booths even exist anymore?)
• Lugging along an ugly blanket to protect an even uglier sofa from any beverage spills or free-flying body fluids that might erupt after abandoning ESPN to make a scheduled appearance on Chatterbate. (Or maybe he'll be Skyping with his FB in Prague -- despite the time zone shift due to DLST).

Our lone style recommendation would be to get a decent size painting hung over the couch, preferably something monochromatic so as not to clash with the clashing sofa patterns. Or a large mirror would work too, great to watch himself scooting across the floor in his socks, doing his best Risky Business impersonation.

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Ugly Blanket Covering What?

Czajka remarks:

That's great gramma's couch for Pete sakes. And never EVER hang a picture behind a lamp. Even great gramma would never do that. Pitchers go 3 1/2 ' above the back of the couch. Brain of a 10 year old, balls of a twelve year old, the rest is gay man's dream. And, after all... that's all that counts.

I'd clip the pic to 9" square focused on the bud. The rest is distracting.

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 14:56

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